Cliff

95% of my tweets are lyrics to songs I’m currently listening to

[Zero @zerowontmiss]

Mexicans after watching The Odyssey

[soc @socrypt]

How I want my wife to react after I crack open my 12th beer on a weekday

[Cliff @MarcoHdz13]

@NYCMayor This applies to none of the broke ass idiots commenting on this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Sean Cranston @themoviedadsc]

Wives anytime they see their husband relaxing:

[Cliff @MarcoHdz13]

I really don’t know what I’m going to do after this Sunday. So much joy this last month and a half. The come down is going to be absolutely brutal

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

A surprise guest joined in on the Norwegian Row in Miami 🇲🇽

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

The captain of Iran’s National Team, Mehdi Taremi, calls out FIFA and the U.S.:

“This is a disaster World Cup. We can’t stay in the country and have to travel every time we play without any recovery. Now we can’t stay in Seattle and have to return to Tijuana. This is not fair.”

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Ronaldo fans logging on to Twitter after his performance today

[Cliff @MarcoHdz13]

@FreddyLA7 This is wild

[Swish 🍒 Tennis @Zwxsh]

Reporter: "No F-bombs please."

Corentin Moutet: "Fuck fuck fuck."

Reporter: "I'm gonna ask you one more question so please keep it clean, okay?"

Corentin Moutet: "Fuck fuck fuck."

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Knicks fans are insane 😭😭😭

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4!!!”

[Cliff @MarcoHdz13]

@hpmcd1 Yeah get fucked

[Cliff @MarcoHdz13]

@IceManIsaac @CallofDuty @JGODYT @TheXclusiveAce You were proven wrong just stfu and move on Isaac you’re a has been, used to watch you but then I grew tf up

[Cliff @MarcoHdz13]

@malbongolf I returned a jacket 30 days ago and my return has still not been processed. Any idea what’s going?

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction during a Pentagon sermon.

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

How i check on my girl after playing the game all day

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Aaron Judge when our country needs him most

[Premier League Out Of Context @PL__OOC]

One of the most absurd scenes from 2025.
Emiliano Martínez says goodbye to Aston Villa with tears in his eyes, believing he would have many transfer offers, but ultimately staying because absolutely no one wanted him 😭

[Cliff @MarcoHdz13]

USA!! USA!! USA!!

[Shaniqua Posting Delusions @DeIudedShaniqwa]

Argentinians watching Bad Bunny lump them in with the rest of the hispanic world