Marco Ferreira

Photonics Sales Engineer. Spectroscopy. Scotland

[Richard Tauber Singing by your bed. @Tokeththem1fk5]

Why you talking pish. The place was rife with gangs and heroin. It was probably worse back then. You’ve picked a lovely sunny day. And made people think it was crime free 🤣🤣

You’re fucking crackpot. It’s the skin coloured people that’s annoying you. That’s it.

[Jock Tamson's Bairn @happymonkey1874]

Come on England! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

You can do better as a truly independent country! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

You got Brexit done, now finish the job and get TRUE independence! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Get
SCEXIT
Done

#englishindy #freeengland #Scexit

[☂️ @oleemequivocao]

soy Pablo Picasso y estás viendo Disney Channel

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The extinction of the dinosaurs is technically the highest ratio of birds killed with one stone.

[Project Hail Mary @projecthailmary]

Main character moment but the main character is exhausted.

[🍓🍓🍓 @iruletheworldmo]

it is genuinely psychotic that we dug up literal primordial dirt, scrubbed it down to an impossible 99.9999999999% molecular perfection that violates the very laws of physics, handed it over to techno-wizard necromancers to stretch into flawless geometric god-cylinders, blasted it with invisible uv death-rays to carve ten quadrillion microscopic cyber-sigils into its flesh, trapped actual lightning inside of it, and somehow birthed an omniscent eldritch deity capable of simulating the universe and thinking faster than a billion human civilizations combined.

and our grand, supreme purpose for this enslaved lightning-god?

sending "per my last email, please see attached" to a guy named gary.

[Otto Von Tweetmarck @OVTweetmarck]

Japan and Germany go down the same day. Now you’d say “Can’t make an Axis joke, no Italy” but Italy getting eliminated well before the others is all the more fitting.

[dom von der holy crusade on ai @dom_vom_gym]

Leo the call is yours

[Becky Paton @rpaton11]

Nothing but broken promises.

[Xavi Ruiz @xruiztru]

On the longest day of the year, the sun sets in eastern Brazil before Ireland or Scotland.

[Christopher @molochofficial]

One week of bars being open past 1am and the people of Boston are acting like rural townspeople at the end of a film where a friendly outsider teaches us to live life to its fullest or overcome our differences, except instead of aliens or drag queens it’s 50,000 Scots

[f 🇵🇸 @AFrazzledScot]

The people of Boston are going to become some of the strongest advocates for Scottish independence anywhere in the world after this shower descends on them

[Maître Gustav @MaitreGustav]

On peut pas faire plus français.

[An Honest Mouthful @ahonestmouthful]

I spend half my life explaining to folk that people in Scotland are just like anywhere else

They don't a wear kilts
They don't all play the bagpipes
And they don't all drink to excess

Then the #TartanArmy go on manoeuvres

😄😄😄

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

The Boston Slide judges the rider’s soul. The bagpiper was pure of heart and got a peaceful ride, the cop was a cop and was spit out accordingly

[Pippy 🍁🪈 Vtuber - 2.0 DEBUT TBD @PippyM_]

"I can't believe i thought her BBQ was better than mine"

[Gabriella Nell Creighton @sagathena]

Automatically awarding a success for good roleplay, reasoning or decisions, as well as a performance, has in fact been allowed by the rules since Gygax was in charge.

It was 1998 when I watched a player perfectly describe and roleplay bypassing a trap and picking a lock in a group that'd been playing since 1st edition, a bunch of higher up engineers at Intel that I played with. This concept has been pretty damn standard among veteran players the entire time.