𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗼𝘀 𝗦𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘀 𝕏

Tuits retóricos, no tomarlos literalmente.
Robot, número de serie 1011110101

[𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗼𝘀 𝗦𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘀 𝕏 @Marcos_Solis]

@v_df @jesus_solis El caballero oscuro de Lagos de Moreno.

[Bat Wave 🦇 @wavebatt]

LEGO superhero customs

[𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗼𝘀 𝗦𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘀 𝕏 @Marcos_Solis]

Ummites

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

The official line is that they were a Norwegian trade delegation. Technically accurate, because they are Nordic, and there was trade. But they are also seven feet tall, telepathic, and arrived on the South Lawn without a vehicle.

I am the Deputy Director of Visitor Logistics at the White House. I logged them into WAVES as FOREIGN DIGNITARIES (3), NON-TERRESTRIAL, NO MOTORCADE REQUIRED, and the meeting went extremely well.

The Pleiadians requested the audience in March. They communicate telepathically, which the President respected immediately, because it meant nothing was in writing.

They traveled 444 light-years to deliver a warning about our trajectory as a species, the kind of warning a doctor gives a patient who keeps asking if he can smoke in the waiting room. Atomic weapons. Ocean collapse. Machine intelligence. I did not take complete notes, because the meeting ran 25 minutes and he spent the first eleven asking where they got the jackets.

Their opening offer: clean fusion, the cure for every disease, the propulsion equations. Free. Contingent on planetary disarmament.

His advisors begged him not to negotiate against a species that reads minds. It turned out he is the one man alive with nothing to find. They reached into his mind expecting layer upon layer of deception and found a single image, perfectly clear: him, wearing one of their jackets. The delegation conferred for a long moment and informed us that in eleven thousand years of contact, no species had ever tried to buy the uniform. They called it coherence. They did not mean it as a compliment. He has already trademarked it.

He countered. Landing rights, retroactive to 1947. Eighty years of unauthorized airspace use, invoiced with interest. Legal added a line item for the weather balloon story. Narrative services. We billed them for our own cover-up, and the tall one went silent for nine seconds, which I am told is how their species weeps.

Greenland stays in the deal. They did not want Greenland. He said that's how he knew it was valuable. What kind of advanced civilization passes on waterfront?

Then UFC Freedom 250. This Sunday. Seven bouts on the same lawn we were standing on. His birthday, which he assured them was a coincidence the universe keeps arranging. He offered them galactic distribution rights. Then he looked at the tall one for a long time and offered him the co-main event. Seven feet. Reach like a cathedral door. Walks around at a weight our scales log as an error. Someone said the commission would never sanction it. He appoints the commission.

The tall one declined. He lowered the offer to the prelims. This is a negotiating technique.

They asked if staging a cage fight on the negotiation site was a threat display. He said it was a Flag Day celebration, and also yes.

I should note that an environmental group has sued to stop the octagon. Nobody has sued to stop the aliens. I forwarded this to Counsel as proof that the permitting process is working.

Protocol required a gift exchange. They presented a small silver sphere that shows the holder the full consequences of his choices. He looked into it for four seconds and asked if it came in gold.

You have all seen the photo. A groundskeeper took it through the magnolias. We told the press pool it was a costume rehearsal for a streaming series, and the pool, to their credit, wrote that down. The groundskeeper now works at the Department of Energy. I am told this is a promotion.

There is also footage. He spotted the camera mid-meeting and pointed at it the way you'd point at a waiter whose name you intend to learn. Instead of having it confiscated, he licensed it on the spot. The leak is now official merchandise. Every time you share it, a royalty accrues. You have probably shared it. Have you checked? He thanks you for your business.

The deal collapsed at dusk. The Pleiadians withdrew the fusion offer when he asked them to walk out before the main event as Special Guests of the Octagon. They said humanity was not ready. He had Counsel log that as a verbal option to renew.

Final tally: our species declined the cure for every disease and counteroffered with pay-per-view. The delegation received two tickets to the Ellipse screening area. Not cageside. He does not give away cageside.

They left without sound. One moment present, then elsewhere, like a fee disclosure.

Two things before Sunday. The walkout jackets for the main card are red with gold embroidery. Licensed. The fusion fell through, but the jackets closed in an afternoon.

And there are three seats on the South Lawn logged as HOLD, GUESTS OF THE PRINCIPAL, DO NOT ASSIGN. I did not enter that hold. The system says I did.

He says everyone comes back to the table.

We're the only planet with the belt.

[Grupo Parlamentario de Morena en Ciudad de México @GPMorenaCdMex]

El caos de hoy no es espontáneo. Está sembrado.

Misma hora, mismos puntos, mismos mensajes, caras ocultas. Varios de los colectivos convocados ya salieron a desmentirlo: esa convocatoria no es nuestra.

Salinas Pliego pone los medios. El PRIAN pone las lonas. MC pone la cobertura. Y los tres apuestan a que el mundo vea una ciudad en conflicto.

No van a poder.

El metro está rehabilitado. Los trolebuses están circulando. Los 18 festivales están listos. Las familias chilangas ya están celebrando.

La alegría de este pueblo no se roba. 🌍⚽🇲🇽

#CapitalMundialista #NoAlSabotajeMundialista

[𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗼𝘀 𝗦𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘀 𝕏 @Marcos_Solis]

@GabyCortesL @CapLaloVargas @Marcela252016 Básico en los 90' y 2000's

[𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗼𝘀 𝗦𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘀 𝕏 @Marcos_Solis]

@v_df @OnDisasters @CapLaloVargas Eso es equivalente a ir en un scooter y traer atrás un trailer con doble remolque. 😂😂😂

[𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗼𝘀 𝗦𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘀 𝕏 @Marcos_Solis]

@v_df @OnDisasters @CapLaloVargas

[𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗼𝘀 𝗦𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘀 𝕏 @Marcos_Solis]

@v_df @XiaomiMexico @CapLaloVargas Por su puesto. Para ayudarle a ganarse sus alas.

[𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗼𝘀 𝗦𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘀 𝕏 @Marcos_Solis]

@v_df @XiaomiMexico @CapLaloVargas Pues sí, pero es mejor sentir el teléfono en las manos antes de hacer la compra. Aunque también he pedido en Amazon modelos de esa marca. Interesante ver a un piloto real en el juego.

[Xiaomi México @XiaomiMexico]

¡Nueva tienda, nuevas historias! 🧡 Llegamos a Parque Vía Vallejo este 12 de junio.

Ven a vivir la experiencia Xiaomi completa y descubre todo un ecosistema inteligente.⌚

¿Con quién vas a venir? 👇

[Metalstorm @playmetalstorm]

Upgrades 2.0 is out! ⚙️ It's time to get out there and build your jets! (Remember to claim the daily free advanced part)

#gaming #mobilegaming #metalstorm

[𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗼𝘀 𝗦𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘀 𝕏 @Marcos_Solis]

@playmetalstorm Una gran, gran actualización.

[𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗼𝘀 𝗦𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘀 𝕏 @Marcos_Solis]

Lo que en realidad @JesusRCuevas dijo es que @Claudiashein se lleve la rechifla y el abucheo del milenio.

[Jesús Ramírez Cuevas @JesusRCuevas]

La presidenta @Claudiashein entregó su boleto para el partido inaugural del Mundial a la ganadora del concurso de dominadas; Yolett Cervantes acudirá en representación de nuestro país. @ClaraBrugadaM otorgó el suyo a Briana Medina y @SECTUR_mx donó 2 boletos más.

[𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗼𝘀 𝗦𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘀 𝕏 @Marcos_Solis]

@v_df @playmetalstorm Secundo la moción.
Como entusiasta de la aviación militar me gusta todo lo mostrado en el video.

[Sepzeno⚡️ @SepzenoOfficial]

Which movie is better?
The Dark knight or Spiderman 2

[𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗼𝘀 𝗦𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘀 𝕏 @Marcos_Solis]

@SepzenoOfficial

[𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗼𝘀 𝗦𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘀 𝕏 @Marcos_Solis]

@SepzenoOfficial

[Sepzeno⚡️ @SepzenoOfficial]

which Batsuit is better?

[Metalstorm @playmetalstorm]

Webtool live now: https://t.co/qT3g5JbddA
Feel free to share your builds with us and we'll choose a couple randomly to give some silver to!