Vitruvian Boi

Legally Incompetent St. Paul Soft Boy

[Vitruvian Boi @Marcotix]

Goldfish are better than cheezits based on the fact you eat them out of a milk carton

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

Luigi was not enough. We need a Wario.

[bea @SlLENTPRINCESS]

this trend gets me every single time

[Matt Turck @mattturck]

“Yes I feel fully recharged after a restful holiday”

[Ellen @ellenfromnowon]

god i love the ireland school of motoring logo that's just our beautiful island as a guy left foot braking with his peanits out

[Vitruvian Boi @Marcotix]

The whole world rn

[Vitruvian Boi @Marcotix]

Mom: Want to go to church?
Me: Wait, I get a choice?
Mom: It’ll be good for you
Me: So I don’t get a choice

[Punkrock History @PunkRockStory]

In memory of Dennes Dale "D." Boon, American singer, songwriter, guitarist and lead singer of the American punk rock trio Minutemen, born on this day in 1958 and died in a traffic accident in 1985 at the age of 27

#punk #punkrock #dboon #minutemen #history #punkrockhistory #otd

[Vitruvian Boi @Marcotix]

I’m passed out on the fire escape
I’m passed out in the land of apes
I’m passed out, I’m passed out
I’m passed out and it feels great

[Vitruvian Boi @Marcotix]

I feel like Beatles fans sleep on the album “Help.” Sure, it’s not their best, but there’s a lot of good stuff on there that gets slept on imo

[Vitruvian Boi @Marcotix]

My dumbass thought it was a good idea to make funny faces at a flock of wild turkeys. They followed me for 6 blocks… I’ve never felt the shadow of death breathing so heavily down my shoulder…

[Vitruvian Boi @Marcotix]

There’s a lot of talk over who has the best pizza. What I want to know is; who has the best hot dog?

[Vitruvian Boi @Marcotix]

Sausages are best if they are prepared by a family of gnomes in Wisconsin

[Khoi Dao @khoidaooo]

if you’re a public defender named mario you have the chance to do the funniest thing ever

[Vitruvian Boi @Marcotix]

Me whenever I say Luigi’s full name

[Vitruvian Boi @Marcotix]

The best possible legal advice a person can receive is to “shut the fuck up.”

[Vitruvian Boi @Marcotix]

Instead of saying I majored in history, I’m going to start saying I’m an expert in Real Life Lore.

[Vitruvian Boi @Marcotix]

Gonna start using “hither thither and yon” in my vernacular

[Vitruvian Boi @Marcotix]

Been noticing a trend of indie bands not having a bass. Why tho?