Marcus “Rum and Diet” Auraless, MBA

Welcome to the Thunder Dome #Litethegas | 3x Bachelor of the year | Fake dirty blonde enthusiast | 2022 Comeback of the year finalist

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Easy Game

1. Hot girl posts her Wrapped on IG.
2. I DM, “This is so crazy!”
3. She replies, “Wym?”
4. I copy her Wrapped with my name via ChatGPT.
5. She says, “ No way!”
6. I ask, “ drinks?”
7. She replies, “I have a bf.”
8. I drive my car directly into a telephone pole

[Marcus “Rum and Diet” Auraless, MBA @MarcusAurales]

Prepping to slide up on so many insta stories today. “Thankful for you” “save me a plate” “where is my seat going to be next year”

[Marcus “Rum and Diet” Auraless, MBA @MarcusAurales]

Jenna is in the portal

[Marcus “Rum and Diet” Auraless, MBA @MarcusAurales]

Shrink

[Christo Aivalis 🌹🍊 @christoaivalis]

I mean this 100% sincerely: Rama is more beautiful

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

Me and my absolute boy after drinking 37 Guinnesses each and talking to zero women

[Larry “The Liability” Simpson, CFA, B.D. @larry_burn33]

You read my mind Ms. 6 beers. #Lank

[Ray “BadBoy” Stevens @thatbadboyray]

The lion does not concern himself with girls that will never text him back, the lion will continue to lob Instagram story likes at will

[Marcus “Rum and Diet” Auraless, MBA @MarcusAurales]

Weekend Roster Breakdown
#1 out of town
#2 “busy”
#3 saw last weekend
#6 “just landed” snap out of the blue.

Reminder that a roster works for you gentlemen. #letmecook #LANK

[Ocho Drinko @ochodrinko85]

Will I buy the new pair of shoes that I’ve wanted for months for $130? Probably not, no. Will I go out and spend $160 bucks on Coors Light tonight without thinking twice? Indubitably, yes.

[Marcus “Rum and Diet” Auraless, MBA @MarcusAurales]

Blue Pow. Juicy burger incoming. Can a white boy get a Roll Tide? #LANK

[Bob P. Dubz @DubzBob]

This and a racist brunette

[Marcus “Rum and Diet” Auraless, MBA @MarcusAurales]

The number of women that find their husband post ending things with me is INSANE. Anyone trying to connect? #Linkedin

[Marcus “Rum and Diet” Auraless, MBA @MarcusAurales]

Found out the ole lady got engaged a few months back. Hard times make strong men. Time to #lockin #LANK

[Marcus “Rum and Diet” Auraless, MBA @MarcusAurales]

Ball knowers ?

[Marcus “Rum and Diet” Auraless, MBA @MarcusAurales]

Might die in this ride to the bar #worthit #expand #grad

[Marcus “Rum and Diet” Auraless, MBA @MarcusAurales]

@FranksTank022 Frank,

Good lord.

Respectfully,
Rum and diet