Aurelius

Link main in every Smash (yes, even the ones he sucked in) from Cache Valley, programmer, lifter, all around cool dude maybe

[Aurelius @MarcusBonilla]

I will never forgive the DNC of robbing us of 8 years of this.

[SuperSisi @SuperSisi]

This week Microsoft announced 3,200 staff at Xbox will lose their jobs.

Sen. Bernie Sanders commented on the layoffs:

“Last year, Microsoft made $101 billion in profits, got a $12.5 billion tax break from Trump & paid its CEO $96 million.”

“This year, it’s raising the price of an Xbox by $150 & eliminating 3,200 jobs. Please don’t tell me corporate tax breaks create jobs. It never trickles down.”

[Aurelius @MarcusBonilla]

I... don't think they know how cars work.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Keeping cool while Making America Hot Again. 🏁

Auto start-stop is officially dead.

[Aurelius @MarcusBonilla]

@moymiz

[Aurelius @MarcusBonilla]

@elonmusk Ah so we're in this phase of your manic cycle

[Aurelius @MarcusBonilla]

How the hell are the last names of the 2 ICE victims "Pretti" and "Good"? Is this part of the simulation? Who wrote this shit?

[Aurelius @MarcusBonilla]

Where the 2nd amendment people at

[Xiao Tong 🦋 Am elsewhere!! @Velinxi]

Sorry I know everyone and their mom has already seen this but you're gonna see it again

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

To recap:

• HBO Max doesn't renew deal with Sesame Street
• Netflix picks up Sesame Street
• Netflix announces it's buying HBO Max

Elmo's out here playing 3D chess

[Eupholace | William Butkevicius @Eupholace]

Banjo-Kazooie: Mumbomania is out NOW on Dreams for PS4/PS5!

Music by @thegamebrass

#banjokazooie #dreamsps4

[MAGIKARP🦈💦 @UniteVids]

I don't recommend you to live in Lumiose City

[Aurelius @MarcusBonilla]

Every little bit helps build the next little bit #progressiveoverload

[Aurelius @MarcusBonilla]

@KyleKulinski

[Aurelius @MarcusBonilla]

@Normalssbbbx In what building are the locals and what's the parking situation like? (Not a student)

[Erik Berlin @sferik]

6yo: What’s the biggest number?

Me: There are an infinite number of numbers so there’s no biggest one.

6yo: What’s the biggest number you know the name of?

Me: A googolplex.

6yo: Which is bigger, a googolplex or a googoobazillion?

Me: There’s not a number named a googoobazillion.

6yo: If there are an infinite number of numbers, there must be one named a googoobazillion.

Checkmate.

[Aurelius @MarcusBonilla]

@ReysukaXO

[Aurelius @MarcusBonilla]

Wait. Wait a fucking minute.

You're telling me that Huntrix canceled their first performance of Golden because Rumi's voice was in trouble...

... and the actual singers' first live performance was down a whole key because Rumi's singer had bronchitis?

We live in a simulation.

[Aurelius @MarcusBonilla]

Dumb gym superstition: these are not the same and will unbalance the bar

[Aurelius @MarcusBonilla]

@OaVonBismarck Everyone starts somewhere. There's no judgment... unless you're throwing the weights around like an idiot.

[Aurelius @MarcusBonilla]

@WhiteHouse Fact: you haven't released the Epstein Files yet

[Aurelius @MarcusBonilla]

@ant_ssb @the_smymo Accurate AF