Durian-Eater

[Durian-Eater @MarcusDurian]

@fangkkoy @maltiq wow, very high standards! mas mataas pa ang standards mo sa first world countries. NAIIYAK AKO haha

[Durian-Eater @MarcusDurian]

Why is #DapaSiLeni trending?

[Durian-Eater @MarcusDurian]

Ang diktador...bow. #letlenileave

[Lakay @LakasNgTimog]

MUST talaga? Utos? 😅

[Durian-Eater @MarcusDurian]

Four months mong pinaghandaan ang Algebra examinations pero Calculus ang binigay na exams. #PacquiaoUgas

[Durian-Eater @MarcusDurian]

@canete_darwin Knocking some sense into Pacquiao may be a difficult task even for Pacquiao himself. I still think most of his inner circle are still singing praises about his fight and his upcoming political fight.

[Durian-Eater @MarcusDurian]

I'll be watching the replay of #PacquiaoUgas fight. Malay mo may half win pa sa replay.

[Durian-Eater @MarcusDurian]

Just tweeting #NinoyIsNotAHero

[TishaCM🌷 @TishaCM]

Even at the time of mourning, you cannot rise above your perverse character & still wish Duterte harm. What you don’t realize is you’re inviting bad omen back unto you tenfold.

We don’t retaliate, we win elections. Next thing you’ll mourn is the death of your political ambition.

[Durian-Eater @MarcusDurian]

@Account53918091 Taning, layuan mo na ako. Galit ka lang kasi hindi ka magiging kandidato sa pagiging santo.

[Durian-Eater @MarcusDurian]

Wow, ano ang sunod? Call for St. PNoy?

[Sarcastic Momi @Sarkastika3]

Pray for us who are left behind countless battles. So long PNoy.

[Durian-Eater @MarcusDurian]

Ubo...ubo...uuuubooo.....

[☁️ @kyl3chan]

@rryyyaaaannnn One thing I remember Pres Pnoy most is when may SONA, that excellent Filipino delivery. His words reaches hanggang sa laylayan ng Pilipinas, you'll truly felt his sincerity.

[Durian-Eater @MarcusDurian]

@FCerujales @TheEdge202111 @annacollins52 @maracepeda @aclosetedfreak You would be a great stand-up comedian.

[Durian-Eater @MarcusDurian]

@bishkyle1 The keyword is inflation. Natulog ka ata sa economics class mo.

[Durian-Eater @MarcusDurian]

@marcosdabid2 Rising Tiger, Playing Monkey

[Durian-Eater @MarcusDurian]

This guy got it right. Alam na. From so-so to the greatest.

[merrycrismas @crisicrisicrisi]

@nicoquejano In my lifetime so far, a ranking.

PNoy
Ramos
Cory
GMA
Erap (nakalimutan ko tbh)
Marcos
D🐢 (no offense to turtles)

[Durian-Eater @MarcusDurian]

@mjr192004 Sample please.

[Durian-Eater @MarcusDurian]

A classic example of Lenism... gagawa ng statement pero hindi sure, parang lang pala.

[Durian-Eater @MarcusDurian]

@MaryAnnAraneta7 Up to imagination only.

[Durian-Eater @MarcusDurian]

@ForzaFilipinas @BakerStrLondon Paging Dr. Jim Purple.

[Durian-Eater @MarcusDurian]

@IamJallal Tell that to the 3% who believes they have the moral high ground.

[Durian-Eater @MarcusDurian]

@Account53918091 Sumagot kaagad si Taning.