Marcus Frattimore Esq.

| CPA. | Osha certified | Flip-flop 100 meter bronze medalist | New Jersey hater | Munch |

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I don’t think the beer did anything bad so I’m still gonna drink it

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I’m starting to think people are just finding the worst Jersey kids on Earth and sending them to this account, this can’t be real 😭

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@juntballs “The Sip” This is Lane Kiffin’s fault

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Here is Clemson head coach Dabo Swinney if he was Charlie Kirk and a Nazi

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@frederick_CU @CoastalFootball This post pissed me off a few years ago so I choose to hate when given the opportunity

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@Bpquigs Conways finest!

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Upside down coastal hat and the “Chants don’t haze” t shirt, Conway’s finest

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@CoastalFootball Bro wearing youth large pants😭

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@BOC_Gamecock I would give my life for Mongolian Mike

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Nothing is scarier than going out while wearing a new article of clothing. One insult and I’m never wearing it again.

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@theTLCtickler And the customer has to grab the straw with their teeth

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Going to open a restaurant called “Cooters” where all the waitresses have a noticeable camel toe

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@GamecockFB I’m going to come so early and it’ll be so loud. So excited to see the sword fight between the Gamecocks and the Beachcocks.

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Literally deport yourself

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@Darius_Clucker Girl burner? Hit me up.

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It’s a bad day to be a Diet Coke.

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@jobyman69 Nah

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If you have a front license plate, you’re a yankee.

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@far2horny I guess they have to be an exception.