Marcus J Davidson

Delighted to be a Sales Enablement Manager at Mimecast.
All opinions, and most of my teeth are my own.

[Marcus J Davidson @MarcusJDavidson]

@BrianJe15017880 Damn them. Damn their eyes sir!
You know what? I've got Colin the Caterpillar's number, I'll find out who represented him in court and well cut the blackguards off at the knees. They can stick that in their cigar and smoke it.

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Hey @BrianJe15017880 Are you doing hilarious dinner party games now, or are they using your mug shot without permission?

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My wife wanted me to throw this out. Not on my life! It's a treasured possession, had it since I was a kid and still makes me laugh to this day. @GylesB1 blast from the past.

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@BrianJe15017880 Looking for paint colours for the sprog's bedroom.
The wife likes:
- Humming bird's demise
- Vengeful swan
- Spleen
- Scrapings
And I like:
- Sarcastic shrew
- Abandoned hut
- Bludgeoned to death
- Icelandic uncertainty
Any thoughts?

[Snaffling Pig @SnafflingPigCo]

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"...It’s hard to see how you could go wrong with the Pig Bluey." (@Independent)

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[Marcus J Davidson @MarcusJDavidson]

@deathtospinach @unbounders In my haste to get my grubby mitts on your more than adequate book, I forgot to use the code.
Therefore, have an unexpected extra 15% back on me. Personally I was planning on buying a vegetable peeler with the savings, so please spend it wisely.

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@BrianJe15017880 Thanks for asking.
Mine would be: things that are quite shiny, but not really really shiny.

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@carlmaxim Curtains for Johnson?
No I'm sure he'll pull himself together.

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Thanks for the emotional support @waitrose
At this stressful time of year it's good to know you've got my back!

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@BrianJe15017880 @RShadwank Here's where I am. I'll give you three boxes of crayons, two stepladders and some meat, and in return I want 50% of the business.

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@qikipedia Clue: Overladen postman
600 letters

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@BrianJe15017880 @Rourkesdindins @Zafarcakes @CountMoriarty @derek_manchubb @DawsePaws @peveret @etherbeers @RFiskey Brilliant!
I've got one of those novelty Christmas hats. It's in the shape of 'excited anticipation followed by inevitable disappointment' and it's got glitter on it. I'll bring that.

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@BrianJe15017880 Cereal killers?

I'll get me coat...

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@BrianJe15017880 That reminds me... Stop me if you've heard it...
- What has four legs and goes "ssssshhh"?
- Rod Hull's telly.

Thank you, I'm here all week.

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@BrianJe15017880 Corrrrrr! Sid James? Atop a Chopper, the veritable Prince of bikes? With a pipe betwixt his lips?
You've outdone yourself this time Jenkins. Next time we go to Timpson's I'm going to let you have anything you want.

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@BrianJe15017880 Corrrr! Sid James? Atop a go-kart? That's the best thing I've seen all week. You spoil me Jenkins, you bloody spoil me!

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@anon_opin Oh heck I've found my Anon Opin Twin.
I shout at TV adverts, "It's half off, or half price, not half price off"
Someone please help me.

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@BrianJe15017880 I was stung by a bee last week. £50 for a jar of honey ffs!

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@anon_opin They'll grow on you