Bishop Tiddy Jakes

go drink a ginger ale and lay down, idk...

[Bishop Tiddy Jakes @MarcusMCMXC]

Don't let your opinion get you fucked up out here

[Dante’s Body-odyyy @honestabe_98]

@farmingandJesus Lizzos message is to love yourself. If you thought it was “be big like me” then that’s on you. Furthermore, if you’re listening to music and using it a a rule book to live life and raise your children, the problem is you. Close the apps and Read a damn book 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Vanessa Jaye @vanessajaye]

She’s right. This is bait. Stay home.

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

You’re fired.
Wait, oops, you’re rehired.

All funds are frozen!
Oof, that was unpopular, okay, we’ll rescind it for now.

Tariffs!
Oh wait, no, not for a month.

Tariffs again!
Ouch, that stock market response! Okay maybe not for cars, not for the next month, okay? okay.

[LonelyGoomba @LonelyGoomba]

I absolutely hate how Youtube search just turned into "we're gonna show you random stuff completely unrelated to the search about halfway down".

[Sesame Chiccen 🔜Dreamcon @Loccdawggg]

I’m as pro black as they come. But when you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes. You being black doesn’t absolve you of certain consequences when you do dumb shit.

[The Unsolicited YT 🔜DreamCon @_Fallonious_]

*stares at England, Scotland, Ireland, Russia, Germany, Sweden, Deutschland, Norway, Neatherlands and many others*

If you’re going to bitch about “white people homelands”, then pack your bags and pick one

[younger thug @bigbbybearr]

I was arguing with an old nigga at Kroger once and he said “it’s always a lesbian” I said sir I’m not gay he said “yes you is”

[YS☆ @_YazmeenSamiyya]

I love how I never run into people who aren’t in my life anymore!

[໊ @nlc1k]

HULU don't be givin af if u fall asleep, u wake up & u already on season17
episode 22

[Botlhale M. 💕 @Mashishi_B]

One thing adulting has taught me is that I am not above anything. Literally anything can happen. Hence I must never be too quick to speak over situations I’ve never found myself in. No one is above anything not even your good actions can save you from your fair share of trials.

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

I cannot stand watching Americans say they're willing to take some economic pain for the president.
You're an AMERICAN. You don't serve a king, the president serves you. You're paying for that spoiled bitch's house and golf trips, and now you're willing to do more for him?
No!

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Don’t kill yourself. Trump will die one day and you’re gonna wanna see that.

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

everybody swing on they coworker tomorrow i don’t care which one just do it

[Bishop Tiddy Jakes @MarcusMCMXC]

Idk why it used to bother me so much, but I hated when they would niggafy cartoon characters😭, like having Bugs with some timbs on and Spongebob with a grill. Like please, leave them alone

[Mik | OkSoBoom on 🦋 @OkSoMik]

We don’t need white people or the government most specifically for it to be a holiday ❤️

[✮ achalugo ! ✮ @omogenobeso]

genuinely don’t know how yall aren’t scared of the way society is regressing