Marcus Robbins

@raquelgordonx

[Marcus Robbins @MarcusRobbins18]

@NoContextBrits Harry Potter: the philosopher’s bellend

[Marcus Robbins @MarcusRobbins18]

Absolute joke
Tea- barely
Coffee- no sugar

[Marcus Robbins @MarcusRobbins18]

Absolute cretin it’s
Tea= not at all
Coffee=milk + 2sugars

[Marcus Robbins @MarcusRobbins18]

Birthdays on Friday, holiday next week and to top it all off I’ve got bastard covid, absolute shambles 🥲

[Marcus Robbins @MarcusRobbins18]

@Nauman019 @raquelgordonx 🔥🔥

[Marcus Robbins @MarcusRobbins18]

Holiday 2022 booked Greece here we come!!! 🇬🇷☀️

[Marcus Robbins @MarcusRobbins18]

Looking back on stuff from 2018, and I thought I was depressed then, WTF am I now 🥲

[Marcus Robbins @MarcusRobbins18]

My money don’t jiggle jiggle, just fucks off without asking 😅😱

[Marcus Robbins @MarcusRobbins18]

@topacademwriter If you know out about vehicle electrical systems ABS systems and Transmission systems then go for it fella 🤣

[Marcus Robbins @MarcusRobbins18]

I hate assignments 😅 one submitted awaiting feedback, four more to go 🥲 someone motivate me 🙁

[Marcus Robbins @MarcusRobbins18]

Just me that forged a note because I couldn’t be arsed Doing PE 🤣

[Marcus Robbins @MarcusRobbins18]

Uuuuhhhh yes 😅 remember the woman pretending to be the ‘teacher’ was scary asf

[Izzy👀🧃 @Mxsfit_]

so does everyone have the same memory of dressing up as a Victorian child one day for school and pretending to be in a workhouse??

[Marcus Robbins @MarcusRobbins18]

Absolute cretin it’s
Tea= not at all
Coffee=milk + 2sugars

[Marcus Robbins @MarcusRobbins18]

Tea=milk +2 sugars
Coffee=milk+4 sugars

[Marcus Robbins @MarcusRobbins18]

@rachad3l3 Top tier tweet g

[Marcus Robbins @MarcusRobbins18]

Still keeping it up 😘@raquelgordonx

[Marcus Robbins @MarcusRobbins18]

If she doesn’t get you the new shirt every season, ask for a refund init.

[Marcus Robbins @MarcusRobbins18]

Gimme my money bitch

[Marcus Robbins @MarcusRobbins18]

I’m just the type of person who will never ask for the £5 you owe me back, but I’ll always make sure you get what I borrowed off you back.

[Marcus Robbins @MarcusRobbins18]

Hehe guess what’s happening on the weekend 🤣🤣

[Marcus Robbins @MarcusRobbins18]

If you spray paint your callipers wrong then Idgaf if I damage the paint ye neek

[Marcus Robbins @MarcusRobbins18]

2021 Marcus would have an asthma attack they’re now £3.75

[Marcus Robbins @MarcusRobbins18]

Mad how co op meal deals used to be like £3:10 and now they’re £3:50 😳😳

[Marcus Robbins @MarcusRobbins18]

@rachad3l3 Ahhh so that’s why I ache a lot 🤫

[Marcus Robbins @MarcusRobbins18]

@rachad3l3 Imagine the state of her toes after they’ve been rubbing on them all day fuck that 🥲

[Marcus Robbins @MarcusRobbins18]

@rachad3l3 Let’s just talk about them camel toe shoes 🤮🤮