Marcus Smokes

Big thoughts, maybe some college football, or not, I dunno.

[FOX College Football @CFBONFOX]

📊 @RJ_Young drops his Top Heisman Contenders ⤵️

Who's on your Heisman watch list?

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Fuck I hate Notre Dame

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@ttickyy Iconic

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Happy mf birthday to the goat @wizkhalifa

[This Day In Sports Clips @TDISportsClips]

September 7, 2015: Braxton Miller spin cycle.

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She suck me in the sprinter with my entourage and shit, face all on my stomach got her Fenty on my fit

[Adam King @AdamKing10TV]

Justin Fields and the 11th ranked Ohio State Buckeyes may have changed the course of Clemson history.

The look when you know you just took down an entire program:

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The amount of Tesla’s owned by college kids is way too Fuckin high

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It would be so sick to be able to throw a boomerang

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I’m gonna say it, Margot Robbie was so much better in the Wolf of Wall Street

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If I miss my regularly scheduled shitting time my entire day is just fucked

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We suffer more in our mind than in reality

- Seneca

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Just watched a WNBA highlight reel and every single clip was a layup

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The idea of hair extensions baffles me

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Nothing in football is more satisfying then your team’s 340 lb pulling guard absolutely demolishing some 190 lb corner

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Old people: I only have 1 glass of red wine a day for the antioxidants and other health benefits

The “1 glass”:

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Someday I will make a group chat with all my exes

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But today she met me at the door
Said I would have to choose
If I hit that fishin' hole today
She'd be packin' all her things
And she'd be gone by noon…
Well, I'm gonna miss her

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So criminal that I workout 5x a week for the most mid physique

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