Marcus Tortorici

Director, husband, father - not in that order. NYC/BAMA and everywhere in between.

[American Solidarity Party 🧡 @AmSolidarity]

Kirk’s murder was an atrocity. He was also a man whose faith informed his views.

The problem with calling this a religious martyrdom is that it says that it equates pro-Trump politics and the Gospel. Even Christians on the right should want to be very careful about that.

[Marcus Tortorici @MarcusTortorici]

Ok folks help me out here. What am I seeing? My neighbor says these flashing orbs are “spiritual entities.” Anyone got any other ideas that will help me sleep at night? This is shot from my neighbors house looking at my side yard. 11:30pm

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@kleverov @OpenAI @ToysRUs This is complete garbage from top to bottom. And you should be ashamed of yourself for promoting this use of AI at the expense of real artists.

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So next time a hotel staffer tries to bring you towels just remember he’s prob an axe murderer off the street idk stay safe out there folks 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Story time: (1/2) I’m shooting in Portland this week and last night I get a knock on my hotel door at 3:30 am. Looks like a hotel staffer holding towels and robes and he’s asking if I need fresh ones. I���m like… no thanks?? Super weird cause I’m also half asleep…

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I call the front desk and they say sorry we definitely didn’t send anyone up at 3:30am… so I’m a little freaked now because I’m thinking, what was this dudes plan?? Turns out he snuck past security, got into the maintenance closet and then (fun part) only came to MY ROOM.

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Maybe my all time fav

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@Al_YourPal 1000% same.

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Remember that time we all trashed our DVDs because of streaming 😩

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@TannerBergman Nah man that’s THE way to do it. Totally safe and way more fun.

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Things are going well.

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@yearsprogress Noooooo!

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Y’all can seriously stop making these Marvel movies now

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@RichPerez729 @AndyMineo Oh I already know this man part of the problem

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My fellow hoopers, what’s the most annoying new trend at your local gym and why is it the invasion of the pickle ballers

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@Patric_Brasher If you can’t beat ‘em…

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@josebrasher Drives me NUTS mane

[Harrison Schenck @FractionalList]

27 quotes that will make you a better father, husband, and leader today:

[David Doel @daviddoel]

Me: Here’s half my income.

Daycare: Cool. Here’s a new virus every other week.

[Paul Graham @paulg]

A company asked why it was so hard to hire a good writer. I told them it was because good writing is an illusion: what people call good writing is actually good thinking, and of course good thinkers are rare.