Marcus Tucker

Farmer, agricultural contractor and engineer.

[Marcus Tucker @MarcusTucks]

Work your ass off and be rewarded with a monster Tax bill. Yay.

[Marcus Tucker @MarcusTucks]

Mum picked up some Adidas shower gel today. I went in smelling of sheep and shite and come out smelling of Burberry and fucking Donnay.

[Marcus Tucker @MarcusTucks]

What i would give to re do the past 12 months.

[Marcus Tucker @MarcusTucks]

Just trying to figure out whats gone wrong after i realised my fingers smell of sheep's feet way more than they do of vagina.

[Marcus Tucker @MarcusTucks]

22 hour day and its fair to say i am fucked. Being knocked to the ground by an electric shock at 12pm was not a highlight.

[Marcus Tucker @MarcusTucks]

Massive lunch today. Just flat the fuck out working on my winter body again.

[Marcus Tucker @MarcusTucks]

Life is like a young farmers disco. Leave it too long and all the decent girls are taken. Fuck sake Tucks.

[Marcus Tucker @MarcusTucks]

You know your over doing it when you sit down in a lambing pen to feed a lamb and wake up an hour later still in the pen 😂

[Marcus Tucker @MarcusTucks]

This is Clint. Clint has a splint. #legend

[Marcus Tucker @MarcusTucks]

Sometimes i wander if the few positives make all the negative things worth it or if all the negatives outweigh the few positives. #lambing

[Marcus Tucker @MarcusTucks]

@Sambo363 @realDonaldTrump No worries, just thought id offer. But hey im game for a round of golf. Shotgun caddy driver though.

[Marcus Tucker @MarcusTucks]

@realDonaldTrump when you visit the UK you're more than welcome to stay at mine, after weve been to the pub for a few. #hatersgunnahate

[Marcus Tucker @MarcusTucks]

Most people watch the news at breakfast time. Me though, i watch the lamb cam #lambing #embryos #365

[Marcus Tucker @MarcusTucks]

Alarms set for 12:00, 2:00 and 4:00 until march. #lambing

[Marcus Tucker @MarcusTucks]

The embryos have started lambing so the CCTV in the sheep shed decides to shit itself 😡

[Marcus Tucker @MarcusTucks]

Just paid off all of my debts. Going into 2017 a debt free man feels good.

[Marcus Tucker @MarcusTucks]

So glad i didn't go out tonight. @guymartinracing Guy Martin's last flight of the vulcan bomber is on.

[Marcus Tucker @MarcusTucks]

So many farmers rely on their subsidy's to survive. If i was relying on subsidy's id be going back to the drawing board. #profitnotsubs

[Marcus Tucker @MarcusTucks]

@scantz22 nobody gives a shit about a rig. Id rather know who's dog it was.

[Marcus Tucker @MarcusTucks]

One step forward. 2 steps back. Again.