Marcus Turen

Enjoying life through experiences and travel. Born and raised in MN, moved to Florida recently.

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Come on @McDonalds … odds of winning some prizes for your monopoly are upwards of 1 in 530 BILLION. That’s insane. We have a better chance of winning the lottery… #corporategreed

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Okay @Xfinity, why is it every single thing for the #Olympic2024 program we change to isn’t what is actually is on… literally 9/10 programs are not listed correctly. @XfinitySupport

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Just added up a cart for @potterybarn and it was $560 total plus $56 shipping and handling. Immediately DID NOT buy. Can’t justify getting an $8 bottle of sunscreen shipped for free to me from @amazon and yet $560 in bedding they want to charge me $56. Hard pass.

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@arcampbell94 Or a lime and coconut beverage?!

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@AbsolutelyBlake On the way to a million…

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@hits957denver: “commercial free weekends!”
*follows up with 5+ commercials

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@SydneyLWatson I am a large person. I have never needed a seatbelt extender. Went on a United plane a few months ago and the attendant hands me one. Says “the seat belts on here are 7 inches smaller than normal ones, this plane is old” and I was seated in first class.

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@chelseahandler On a plane^

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@chelseahandler I always wear shoes and socks and a plane. Bare feet have no business being out and about on a plane, ever.

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@jontaffer Duke’s on Waikiki beach. Classic restaurant vibes and the hula pie!

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@AbsolutelyBlake Vieques is supposed to be reasonable.

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@Chime I chime for early direct deposit and no hidden fees!! $mjturen #WhyIChime @Chime

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@sunnydelight @tacobell @sunnydelight 🖕🏻

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@Chime @twaydabae Some awesome tacos! #ChimexTway @twaydabae @Chime $mjturen

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@Chime I chime for no hidden fees! Even when I used a non-network atm, chime told me about the fee and waived it the first time and gave instructions on how to avoid it next time! #whyichime $mjturen

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@_NotAurelius @MarTheGreat3 @Chime Could be fed too. Overlogged transactions slows down everything. All ACH’s go through the fed.

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@MarTheGreat3 @Chime I agree- people think it’s the same but I work for a big corporation and I have a friend who works in our ACH department and she said the payroll files aren’t necessarily sent at the same time every time. It varies. Also, fed processing time varies each time which could delay it

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@cxnohapga @Instacart @TheEllenShow Mine was better today. Of course nothing saying something was going on yesterday.

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@Instacart how am I supposed to get close to this promotion of six batches if you don’t show us available batches? Will you respond about how you’re suppressing batches for veteran shoppers yet?? @TheEllenShow still think @Instacart cares about their shoppers?

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@brownbella116 @evabarnes1972 @Instacart Bots are against instacart policy.