Marcus

[Crocodile Cam⚡️🇨🇻 @CrocodileCam]

If i say “im tired of this grandpa” just know thats a test and whether this friendship continues depends on your response

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

me staring at u before asking u to repeat everything u just said cuz i was too focused on trying to maintain eye contact that i forgot to listen

[Marcus @Marcus_Patino]

@thehaileemurphy A wise prophet once said, “If ya ain’t first, you’re last.”

[clare @sadderlizards]

don’t talk to me until i’ve had my morning 300mg of caffeine on an empty stomach

[Steve @NotDrDeath]

Imagine your vehicle is turned over. You’re disoriented. Wondering if this is the end. You turn to your left and see Hollywood Hogan in his NWO shirt saying “gimme your hand, brother!”

What a mindfuck.

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

yeah she’s the love of my life but she’s also my big dawg

[Marcus @Marcus_Patino]

I think I ended up being a main character in a Rom Com last night because surely that shit does not happen in real life.

[Marcus @Marcus_Patino]

@harrizmadeline Yet he still changed up your song the other day mid set 🧐

[Marcus @Marcus_Patino]

@harrizmadeline You have two legs and a strong back. Never forget that.

[Marcus @Marcus_Patino]

@tacobell Now that I have your attention: Bring back Caramel Apple Empanadas 😤

[Marcus @Marcus_Patino]

The Volcano menu has returned to Taco Bell. The world is healing.

[Marcus @Marcus_Patino]

Should I get hammered at the family function?

[Marcus @Marcus_Patino]

Forgot I did leg day today and immediately collapsed like a newborn deer when I stood up from my desk.

[Marcus @Marcus_Patino]

@jocelyn4tes 💃

[Marcus @Marcus_Patino]

I’m just going to have to be better. I’ll be unrecognizable soon.

[Marcus @Marcus_Patino]

@allthingsnams Had to like this on two accounts because GYATTT 😩

[Marcus @Marcus_Patino]

@CuldesacKid11 THE Glizzy Gobbler.