Peter (Boots) Poffenberger

Former aa baseball player, single, Dad of 3

[Mike “Hawk” Elder @CoachMikeElder]

Called the #audible because she put coach on the sideline. She will be getting a drunk text.

[Real App @realapp]

Real Fam 🚨

We are giving away 200 Rax! 🤑

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BIG AS THE WHAT?

[Terpfanburner @terpfanburner]

- 2/2 class attendance today
- ice cold beer
- College basketball quad box
- red baron pizza
- hot sophomore coming to grease my weasel later

Really textbook stuff this Tuesday

[Peter (Boots) Poffenberger @Marcusjfreeman]

@realapp This is fucking bullshit. Give us rax

[Matt Vandenberg @M1D3V]

@Lions I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of that game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Detroit Lions. I am no longer a fan.

[Peter (Boots) Poffenberger @Marcusjfreeman]

@MrBeast sigma

[Peter (Boots) Poffenberger @Marcusjfreeman]

https://t.co/3VvqkuFqzv

[Peter (Boots) Poffenberger @Marcusjfreeman]

@GregTimber69547

[Coleson Kavouras🌾🌾 @Coleson_K21]

@KU_Football Jalon Daniels when he’s not playing a bottom tier FCS team

[Peter (Boots) Poffenberger @Marcusjfreeman]

Now this is badass

[B/R Hoops @brhoops]

No. 1 player in the country, AJ Dybantsa on his official visit to Kansas👀🔥

What do y’all think should he be a Jayhawk?

[Peter (Boots) Poffenberger @Marcusjfreeman]

This is the biggest piece of dogshit I have ever heard. This makes my ex-wife Agatha’s singing sound straight out of heaven. Baby Gronk more like BabyI’mgonnafuckingkillmyselfandripoutmyeardrumsandfeedthemtomydog

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

BABY GRONK DROPS DISS TRACK ON RIZZLER AND COST-CO GUYS ‼️

[Peter (Boots) Poffenberger @Marcusjfreeman]

This might be the greatest take I’ve ever seen #robertsreports

[Elmer “Bin Laden” Winscotta @elmerwinscotta]

@BricksCenter Holy donkey dick this guys ass. Shooting 0% from 3 makes me want to fist the shit outta jim Carey. Playing in what looks like a middle school gym and getting fired by dudes who are being bombed rn is the most gut trenching thing ever. #jewsrock #tables

[Peter (Boots) Poffenberger @Marcusjfreeman]

@GregTimber69547 She said she is willing to do something silly for a suck on that willy

[Peter (Boots) Poffenberger @Marcusjfreeman]

@GregTimber69547 Hello Greg, my grandchild Cindy might be just what you are looking for…

[Peter (Boots) Poffenberger @Marcusjfreeman]

🚨Breaking: Miami Star Quarterback Cam Ward suffered a Concussion at the end of yesterday’s blowout win. Coach Cristobal said they will be taking it week by week. #CamWard #Hurricanes

[Peter (Boots) Poffenberger @Marcusjfreeman]

This is why America is the greatest country on earth. It is middle class men like Peter Griffin that keep our society up and running in the fight against #CommieKamala 🫶🏻

[Peter (Boots) Poffenberger @Marcusjfreeman]

Ted Cruz, I will stick my balls so far into you that they become your new eyeballs. #sundayvibes #bootsboldtakes

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Amen.

If the @nfl gives a damn about the Constitution & free speech, they should cancel the game immediately.

[Peter (Boots) Poffenberger @Marcusjfreeman]

@RobertsHen77451 Welcome to this world weighted stone pressure plate you are gonna change this world

[Peter (Boots) Poffenberger @Marcusjfreeman]

@RobertsHen77451 @GregTimber69547 the 2 of you need to shut your bitch asses up. You do not know who you are talking to. In 1948 I got back from Germany, I threw a baseball 72 mph which was the record for the Binghamton Yard Goats. Cut the Malarkey

[Peter (Boots) Poffenberger @Marcusjfreeman]

@GregTimber69547 @GregTimber69547 that’s 2