Marcus

When i go camping, it’s in tents

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@justalexoki Nutting inside your ovulating soulmate after having an airport beer

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You ever get that feeling in your stomach and just know in 30 minutes you're gonna shart

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Old man with a handlebar mustache just dapped up the young associate helping him at discount tire. This is where bonds are forged

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They should make a doctor show but for lawyers

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Living in my terrarium. It's big in here. Green too.

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@realxemo Chicago is the Mecca of the Midwest

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Genderbent peanuts starring charlize theron-brown

[Natural Resources Democrats @NRDems]

There are 50 Rice's whales left alive on Earth. They live nowhere else but the Gulf of Mexico. The admin’s own scientists said *last year* oil & gas drilling would drive the species to extinction.

Today, Trump's cabinet removed every protection standing between the oil industry and these animals’ deaths.

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@moralfagging I just know this is one of the trains to Michigan

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I'm coming out of my cage and i've been eating some limes

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@gregthesorcerer Eviscerate them

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@mattjoans Destiny Deoxys goated

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@bozo_ball It's okay, doctors said it was only terminal 👍 and I love computers

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My tokens are fungible

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Feeling like a meerkat in this manor

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Hell to verification emails that don't have the code in the subject line

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@metgalacrave Goddamnit

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@carrie_patino @barrybutler9 It looks like north avenue beach

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I got recommended a post by her on instagram after tweeting this

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Jennette Mccurdy wherever you are I need you

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Is her last name really Danger