Mardlyn Monrow

gimme d'easy life

[Mardlyn Monrow @Mardlyn_Monrow]

I know how dis will end...

[Mardlyn Monrow @Mardlyn_Monrow]

its no famine but itll do

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Peeple say possessions arent dat important but I still think about me favourite hairdryer that broke in 2005 more dan I think of litrally any fella ive ever been with.

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Well now.

[Amadan Dubh @AedDubh]

Urgent appeal to help refugee escape persecution in her own country, can you help?

(Ya couldn't make this shit up FFS🤣🤣🤣)

[Mardlyn Monrow @Mardlyn_Monrow]

Higgest paying temp work of 2020:

Minister For Agriculture.
Barcelona Manager.

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Remembered me log in

It was a small m

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@DistrictMagazin Whyjya put Junglepussy in a snug bar tho.

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ive the fear something rotten today. keep thinkin I see the banshee from Darby O Gill

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https://t.co/DsxQF8ydFl

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Wrapping me brudders and aul lads pressies like..

♫ I bless the Lynx down in Aaaffrriicaaa ♫

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U know when the scissors glides thru the wrapping paper like swwiisshh.

Yeah dats the closest to an orgasm ill get this Critmas.

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sittin in the shite chair so I don't fall asleep

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Looks like every person in the country will be watchin Sundays game on a new 50" HDTV straight from Newry.

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So England will be out of Europe soon and sterling's dropping in value . Bit like their football, hwahwa.

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@OfficCrumlinSC @JoanCollinsTD anyone but England.

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Cant tell if dats thunder or the aul one next door pullin in her wheelie bin.

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Here dya tink Penneys shoud give a free mp3 download with every band t-shirt so people buyin dem can hear what dey actually sound like?

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Is de liffey full of sick yet?