Mardi Hassam

Leader of the Condimentalist movement, reader of books, listener of sounds. Fence sitter.

[Mardi Hassam @Mards80]

Just effing watch #Deadloch if you haven’t yet. So good!!! Bloody bravo @katemccccartney @katemclennan1 Nailed it! 🙌

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Well, this seems a bit excessive #Coldplay #perth Good luck humans!

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Shrinking + Eddie Vedder = Actual joy Thanks @brettgoldstein I appreciate you 🙏

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@stemorgs @shaunmicallef I agree, it’s perfect! Good times Dr Morgan, STAT! 🤣

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@Steve_Koura Jealous!!

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@fooglestuff Your wife sounds hot! 🔥

[Foogle Stuff @fooglestuff]

My wife's childhood IBM PS/1 model 2011 sees the light of day after 20 years. My first vintage home computing video: https://t.co/1oE3yV3ODY #RetroComputing #vintagecomputing #IBM #IBMPS1 #teardown

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@Steve_Koura It will happen 🤞🍻

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@Steve_Koura Good memory! It’s still my fave!

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@Steve_Koura Aww congrats Uncle Stove!

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@ConanOBrien Really thinking you should pivot to Olympic event commentating, the discus is good but it needs a dash of Conan #conantator

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@Steve_Koura Bravocado! 🥳

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@jimmyfallon Sneakily pausing during the sex scene of Top Gun (Take My Breath Awaaaaaay), my Aunty busted me and as I tried to stop it from pausing I kept accidentally activating the slow-mo function 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦‍♀️#igotcaught

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@Steve_Koura How am I 40 this year? HOW!!! #denial

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@DoubleJRadio this trip down memory lane is giving me life at work on a Monday!! It just echoes of the best bloody times! I’ll always be 19 years old in my heart #19forever #hottest100

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Why isn’t ‘The Night Before’ on more Christmas movie watch lists? @Sethrogen AND the FAO Schwarz giant keyboard. It’s a yes from me 👊 #ChristmasMovies

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@andy_lee My husband is the worst Tupperware-er! Sorry Andy!

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As the climax of “The Prayer” was belting out, the bird that’s been stuck in my chimney appeared and flew directly out our front door! Beautiful moment all round! #TogetherAtHome #perfectmoment #thanksgaga

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Hey @triplej the Best Friends Club have voted, and we would like a countdown for every decade. You’re welcome Australia 👍

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@shaunmicallef Happy Valentines Day from your good mate “Milo” 🤣