Ruth

I'd just like to say this gig sucks.

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me an Omnomnomasaurus! 🦕🦖

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Daisy. She just learned about the tooth fairy. Wanted to make sure they knew that she has teeth. Just in case. 12/10

[The Inbetweeners Fans @InbetweenrsFans]

Every British PM as told by The Inbetweeners

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We really wanted to introduce you to Vanilla. She has the daintiest handshake we've ever witnessed. 14/10

[Suchomimus @AgadezDino]

Actually what the artists fucking painted is what they wanted to show us you stupid fucking prick

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. This is a precious little seal. She is laying on the beach and everything. Please be more respectful of our craft, and only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Never forget that Grenfell Tower was only fitted with cladding in the first place because a Tory council considered it to be an eyesore for the wealthier residents of Kensington & Chelsea

[Aeron Laffere @aeronlaffere]

Finally, after exhausting every other option, Britain is ready for chaos with Ed Miliband.

[MrTARDIS @TrilbeeReviews]

As usual, based Eccleston.

[Tatsuya Tanaka 田中達也 @tanaka_tatsuya]

オラにアイスを分けてくれ！

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Spear. He is being forced to leave his grandma's house against his will. You know who would never do this to him? Grandma. 13/10

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

David Attenborough spent over 70 years teaching humanity about earth; he just turned 100.
Thank you David, you're a light amongst the darkness.

[Screenise @screenisemovie]

After 70 years as a working actor and at 93 years old, James Hong gets his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!

[Stuzi 🐝🐝 @stuzi_pants]

Never a bad time to revisit this total and utter evisceration of Nigel Farage by Democrat Representative Jamie Raskin

If it was a boxing match then Farage’s corner would have thrown in the towel

Tremendous

[Michael Morgan @mikecmorgan]

If you read one thing this week make it @JonIronmonger’s report into how the Met Police and Northamptonshire Police worked together to ensure public trust of them remains in the toilet. https://t.co/AZvHZUvh2P

[James Hill @cllrjameshill]

This is utterly horrific. The body-worn footage is damning—huge questions for the police. 😮

@BBCNews suggests clear collusion between MET & @NorthantsPolice to hide evidence!

Massive respect to brave Nadine Buzzard-Quashie and @JonIronmonger’s journalism.

Heads must roll.

[Oliver @OWS1892]

"I'm an impartial fucking broadcaster, you leftie cunt!"

[★ yas ★ @yasminesummanx]

not enough people give a shit that a lgbt venue was burnt down in the UK last night and I feel like I’m going insane

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Baxter. He’s thinking about his crush. No he won’t tell you who it is. 12/10