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Bios are hard, bourbon is wonderful.

[Rīley @MareLoveJoy]

Being an adult + NYE falling on a Tuesday = everyone is working and sad

[Rīley @MareLoveJoy]

Deactivating this one soon, hop on over 👇🏻✌🏻

[Rīley @MareLoveJoy]

A guy literally held up traffic to ride alongside me while I was walking my dogs to yell, “aye I just wanted to holler at ya I could beat that ass up”

[Rīley @MareLoveJoy]

When you tell your friend in med school what’s happening and her response is “the milk is already alive” 😟

[Rīley @MareLoveJoy]

Live tweet spam warning: I just mixed up the good and bad cartons of almond milk I had on my counter and accidentally drank some of the bad one iM CRYING AND SCARED HELP

[Rīley @MareLoveJoy]

Update: I googled it and apparently if you take a shot of hard liquor it can sometimes kill the bad bacteria before it does anything to you

[NHL @NHL]

Life of a dog owner is no easy task... as you can see here with @PKSubban1. 😂 (🎥 IG/subbanator)

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Stalwarts! @KellySteward from Rockford, Illinois, came to see #AllRise in Milwaukee, and we recreated the greatest photo ever snapped by human camera snapping. #Bacon #Eggs
The internet did a good today ✊🏼🍳

[rico @somethinglovely]

me and the grip i have on reality

[Rīley @MareLoveJoy]

Immediate image in my head whenever I read someone trying to argue that black market carts are the only reason vapes are hurting people’s lungs

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I wish common sense was more common. 💯

[Rīley @MareLoveJoy]

When Lizzo said, “I'm tryna catch millions, I ain't tryna catch feelings” #ifeltthat

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

Don't let people use your past to invalidate your current midset. Hi growth, how are ya?

[Rīley @MareLoveJoy]

Never driving up to Canada during monarch migration season again. My car killed. So. MANY. 😭

[The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian]

When anyone tries to help me get through a trial in my life.

[Rīley @MareLoveJoy]

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