WaAllahi Too Funny

Angrezi ustaad, Neuro Stuff, Becoming friends with Insta if Twitter shuts down.

[WaAllahi Too Funny @MareiyaK]

Why am I hilarious and also beautiful :D

[MLB @mirzalalbaig]

Oppenheimer plot in 1-second.

[WaAllahi Too Funny @MareiyaK]

@Anushkag031 We are spending time in making each other the best ideal person to spend life with only for someone else. We will witness us eventually slipping out of each others arms to marry someone else but us in near future. Bc was right.

[Ministry of Hajj and Umrah @MoHU_En]

﴾فَلْيَعْبُدُوا رَبَّ هَذَا الْبَيْتِ﴿
[سورة قريش: 3]

Let them adore the Lord Of this House
[Surah Quraish: 3]

#Proclaim_to_the_People
#Makkah_and_Madinah_Eagerly_Await_You

[بنت یونس 🔥 @ap_say_mtlb2025]

Approximately over 9 week old fetus extracted from an ectopic pregnancy!

It’s a rare chance to see full body undamaged like this, even some tiny movements of his hands at the time of extraction, but unfortunately only lasted for few seconds till he is gone quiet..!

[Neemadermsel🇳🇬 @AnibabaDamola]

@asda1422___ It's not explicitly written in an orderly manner to the best of my knowledge but moments are mentioned in certain Aayah like in Surah 11 Hud, Ayat 114-114 reads, "And establish the Prayer at the two ends of the day and in the first hours of the night. Indeed the good deeds drive

[WaAllahi Too Funny @MareiyaK]

Buahahahaghahahahahah sometimes it feels so real. Meri tau poondi puri ho gy bhai saab

[sassy @mythe_a]

my husband was playing cricket with his mates and I was walking in the park, all of sudden I saw a very cute guy running and I thought to myself he is cute . Turns out he was my own husband 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 running to get the ball 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Tamkenat @TamkenatM]

Who incited your adult nephew to steal the corp commander’s uniform from his house & then make demeaning videos with it infront of a mob? Or is he working for PDM & agencies too? Also, if it wasn’t your supporters then no one came out for you? Pick one storyline.

[WaAllahi Too Funny @MareiyaK]

So my class is coming up with examples to celebrate cultural diversity

[WaAllahi Too Funny @MareiyaK]

Yh dil dewana
Dewanaaaaaaaaaa hy yh dil
Dewanay ne

Aaaaeeehhhh

Mujh ko b kkrrr daaalllllllaaaaaaaa dewanaaaaa

[• @Alhamdhulillaah]

Our Lord! You have not created all of this without purpose. Glory be to You! Protect us from the torment of the Fire.

#Quran 3:91

[WaAllahi Too Funny @MareiyaK]

Batao yad hy tum ko jab dil ko churaya tha? Nhy yad? Mujy b

[WaAllahi Too Funny @MareiyaK]

Nasha chaye ka
Awaz nusrat ki
Chaper zindagi ki
Mera tau ho gya bhai saab, apni btao

[WaAllahi Too Funny @MareiyaK]

M so done. Bs so done

[WaAllahi Too Funny @MareiyaK]

From "me tau thak gyi bhaai saab" To "utha le re baba" My life escalated quickly

[Hamza @Librahocane]

Islam can strengthen a woman to the point where she no longer seeks attention of men, doesn't require their adoring gaze to feel beautiful, & doesn't put herself on show, despite the fact that everyone else is. Most beautiful ladies on earth are those who aspire to follow Allah !

[Ayesha Mohsin @AyeshaMohsinn]

Last night my cousin told me that he avoids girls
When I asked the reason..he said,
"Mama ny aik dafa kaha tha k kisi ki bhen k sath khelny sy phly aik dafa ya soch lena k ghar ma tmhri bhi bhen ha"
That moment I realized..Tarbeat matters a lot

[Sadia A 🇵🇰 @Dr_SadiaAz]

Thora Quran parh lia hota tw "tail bone" wali chusss na maartay ap beta!!!! Appendix is not a useless tube in our body FYI! It helps as a defense mechanism preventing infections. Its like part of our immune system 😒

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