Mary C

All of my unsolicited thoughts and actions in one place

[Mary C @MareyyC]

my toxit trait is laying in bed and online shopping half asleep yo then wake up and realize I spent $300 on some bullshit 😫😫

[Mary C @MareyyC]

came out to dinner and now i’m currently in a private VIP chugging tequila 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Mary C @MareyyC]

i just got high and was browsing doordash then was wondering what was taking my food so long but forgot I didn’t even decide what I wanted 😆

[Mary C @MareyyC]

then proceeded to ask me what it was like.

p.s. he was 21.

[Mary C @MareyyC]

i’m drinking at a college bar and I happen to ask this guy his age and he told me he was born in 2001 and wasn’t alive for 9/11……

[Mary C @MareyyC]

my anxiety is so bad and I have zero clue why 😑

[Mary C @MareyyC]

I have no bowls available bc I just moved, but regardless #prevtweet

[Mary C @MareyyC]

what is it about eating ice cream out of the carton that is so much better than putting it in a bowl

[Mary C @MareyyC]

what are the odds I met a guy living in ohio tonight?? not to mention I stopped in a random bar for a drink and ended up drinking with him almost all night

[Mary C @MareyyC]

I was waking up a dark alley just now and this guy really just came up to me and said are you the mary who used to run champs 😂

[Mary C @MareyyC]

why is it this place just feels like home

[Mary C @MareyyC]

i’m 3 glasses of champagne deep

[Mary C @MareyyC]

things I over hear at the bar: “take an adderall and drink and then go outside and look at your d*** and tell me how good it looks”

[Mary C @MareyyC]

i bartended for 8 hours today. It was the first time in over 3 years and my entire body aches, my feet are swollen and I drank 2 red bulls so my heart is racing

[Mary C @MareyyC]

i’m on one

[Mary C @MareyyC]

3 glasses of champagne and i’m over here thinking about texting past flames

[Mary C @MareyyC]

This might be my last weeknd living in cle for a while and it just doesn’t feel real

[Mary C @MareyyC]

I can’t believe this is my last week living in cleveland

[Mary C @MareyyC]

I hate that I care

[Mary C @MareyyC]

it was really in the cards for me to not eat today