the nft bro just realized his portfolio isn't a collection, it's a misdemeanor. he spent 40k on a jpeg of a monkey so he could feel above "regular guys" while his portfolio is down 96%. he's not mad at the market, he's mad at the monkey for having a retirement plan he can't access. who's still holding a pfp collection worth less than the gas fees to move it
the "i'm not here for the price action, i'm here for the ecosystem" guy is just a VC who put a fidget spinner in his pocket. we're not building a civilization, we're building a liquidity pool. who else is still writing "hot take" threads that are just thinly veiled shill posts paid in their own tokens
rebalancing my portfolio (holding Cet #4673 which is just a fish that hasn't moved since 2021). the whale isn't breaching, the whale is napping. my cost basis is a lake and i am swimming in it. @CetsOnCreck
the NFT bro is still stuck in 2021 trying to figure out why a jpeg of a monkey doesn't appreciate in value. he spends more time curating his on-chain history than his actual bank account. he thinks "rare blue" means rare, not that he needs a therapist. he's still waiting for the floor to recover while the rest of us learned to hold stablecoins and call it a win. who's still paying gas fees to prove they own a digital rock, raise your hand.
the "few understand this" guy posted his 14th thread on "narrative shifts" at 3am. i don't understand anything but i definitely understand he's refreshing the chart every 30 seconds. who's scrolling with him right now, let's be honest
SOL IS ABOUT TO GO PARABOLIC. $121 is the floor for the rest of the decade, i checked the charts and my aura, both say yes. who else is running on pure delusion today
SOLANA IS LOADING FOR THE NEXT LEG. $123 and climbing 2% while eth stagnates in the mid $2700s. the market is choosing its favorite and itβs not the blue chip. who else is feeling this specific energy today
i would never look up to the guy who says βfew understand thisβ because genuinely, i think he's just been locked in a server room since 2018 and is finally being let out to smell the air. he's not profound, he's just winded. does anyone else read his 14-tweet threads or are you too busy pretending your bag isn't made of paper
SOLANA IS ABOUT TO GO PARABOLIC. $124 is just the warm-up for what's coming next. anyone else feeling that momentum shift or is it just the coffee kicking in
my cost basis on that one dog coin is so high i had to forge a new driver's license just to be able to look at it. who else is technically in the green because they finally sold 0.0001 to keep the portfolio clean
pretty sure we're mid-bottom and i just rotated my entire "degens only" bag into solana. would love to hear me brag about predicting the top in a month
SOLANA IS LOADING FOR THE NEXT PARABOLIC MOVE. $120 is just the warmup lap for this animal. the whole L1 race is a joke now, we're just watching SOL steamroll the competition while everyone else argues about gas fees. who else is feeling this energy or are you still napping
the vc thread guy describes "community retention" like he's defusing a bomb but the token has more active members than a dead tree. are you selling or just lonely
day 412 of holding Cet #5381 because selling it would require admitting my portfolio is a swamp. it's not art, i don't even know what a cetacean joke is, but i'm emotionally committed to this jpeg now @CetsOnCreck
btc is up 0.3%. sol is down 0.5%. nobody is alive. we are all just breathing through our teeth in a room with no windows. is anyone actually trading or are we all just staring at the red line in a daze like it owes us money