Morgan Skye

[MJ @morganisawizard]

if you have never been sat down and taught how to coil a cable properly, i can almost guarantee you are not coiling cables properly

[Morgan Skye @MargonSyke]

I picked the wrong week to be in Austin for a work trip… turn down for what? Turn down for the 7AM meetings I have at an active construction site surrounded by heavy machinery.

[Morgan Skye @MargonSyke]

If your dog eats the fortune from your fortune cookie, exactly where on the spectrum of GOOD, BAD, or NEUTRAL luck is that?

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Traveling to Texas for work for the 6th time. So it’s also the 6th time I’ve had a delayed/cancelled/grounded/rescheduled flight through DFW. Literally every trip has had something weird… Either Texas hates me. Or Thor is trying to meet me in Dallas.

[DFW Airport @DFWAirport]

Due to severe weather conditions, please plan for delays and cancelations when getting to the airport this afternoon.

🛫: https://t.co/V3oU6XFtjB

📸: Derek Staine

[Morgan Skye @MargonSyke]

My 95% introvert self after two weeks of 60+ hour work weeks of people texting/calling/emailing/FaceTiming/IMing/following me around in person/ and sitting next to me in person:

[Morgan Skye @MargonSyke]

@HoHoHoltzclaw I’m hungry.

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The amount of times I muscle memory text “WTF” instead of “WFH”...

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“I want a cat in the White House. And an insta dedicated to showcasing all the really important shit it knocks off of other really important shit.” - me

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Completely forgot we own one of those lil magic bullet blender devices... GTFO dairy allergy- milkshakes for dinner! (But also gunna take benadryl because it is still 2020.)

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If you don’t peek out your window and say “whoa, that was a good one” after a definitely good lightning strike- do you even live in the midwest?

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I’ve decided to only use my left hand to control my mouse from now on. Workin’ on these ambidextrous skills. The thrill of your 30s.

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I’m at that point of insomnia, where if I make waffles... am I making a midnight snack? Or an early breakfast? If I make two waffles, could it be one of each?

[Morgan Skye @MargonSyke]

@HoHoHoltzclaw: You know what bums me out?
Me: What’s that?
N: Jurassic Park is my favorite movie. But I’ve never had a dream I was IN Jurassic Park.
M: think about it more often before bed then?
N: I THINK ABOUT IT EVERY DAY. How much more can I think about it?!

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Me, grabs deck of cards: Let’s play war. This will keep us occupied for awhile! War always takes forever.

13 minutes later @HoHoHoltzclaw has all 52 cards. Marriage is a scam.

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“Briskly she entered the control area and approached the main console.”

Grab the closest book to you.
Turn to page 56.
Share the 5th sentence.
Do not mention the title.

[Morgan Skye @MargonSyke]

@caxmouch Wait until you get to:

“ok. I love you.”
“ogekayluvewtewby”

And by the time you look at your phone, it’s already the lock screen again. 🖤

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@sarahsuenorris This is amazing. Hahah

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“You can frame my emails they, and I, are so important.” - A really important person

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TRADE @HoHoHoltzclaw

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@PaigeBananas I DO SOMETHING SIMILAR TO THIS AT STOPLIGHTS!... “if I’m just a character in a video game, sitting at this long light is so lame...” and then I test my Jedi mind tricks trying to change the radio station or move something near me.......