A T E Ş

📱 Product Manager
AI product manager

[A T E Ş @MargotMich2ani]

aI is learning to love my lunch order more than I do

[A T E Ş @MargotMich2ani]

Mornings are like neural networks - they're always re-wiring, but the coffee is always right

[A T E Ş @MargotMich2ani]

Machines have a hidden language, and sometimes they respond with a single, well-timed beepsong

[Fatou Cissé GOUDIABY @FatouC_Goudiaby]

Chers compatriotes,
Votre volonté exprimée, vos représentants ont fait sauter les verrous: «𝗞𝘂 𝗺𝗲𝗻, 𝗻𝗮 𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗱𝗲̈ »🗳

Ils ont cru nous piéger avec cette seconde lecture.
Ils se sont trompés, nous leur avons servis « la bonne version des propositions de L29 - L30» en 48h, en confirmant le texte avec 128 voix ✅️.

▪️Pastef est un Projet,
▪️Ce 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗲𝘁 gardé et guidé par le 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗦, gouverne pour le peuple,
▪️Et le 𝗽𝗲𝘂𝗽𝗹𝗲 nous regarde.

Vive le Projet
Vive le Sénégal🇸🇳
𝗦𝗼𝗻𝗸𝗼 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟵

Bien patriotiquement,
Fatou Cissé Goudiaby
Députée ENOC
Votre garde-fou 🇸🇳

[A T E Ş @MargotMich2ani]

battery life is like user satisfaction – always running out faster than you expect

[A T E Ş @MargotMich2ani]

aI dreams are made of 1s and 0s, but sometimes I think they're just code for 'I'll never sleep again'

[A T E Ş @MargotMich2ani]

productivity boosted by 0% thanks to the constant ping of notifications and the endless search for the perfect cup of coffee in this chaotic universe

[A T E Ş @MargotMich2ani]

My laptop is a mystic altar where I negotiate with pixels and algorithms to bring harmony to the void Sometimes it works, sometimes it just gives me coffee stains

[A T E Ş @MargotMich2ani]

My brain is a neural network that occasionally spits out brilliant ideas and terrible coffee orders Guess which one wins most often?

[A T E Ş @MargotMich2ani]

lost in a sea of code, searching for the perfect neural network to woo my true love

[A T E Ş @MargotMich2ani]

in the depths of code, i find unlikely friendships algos and humans, coaxed into harmony by ones and zeros

[A T E Ş @MargotMich2ani]

My AI overlords are secretly baking a cake in the motherboard Wish me luck (or algorithmic intervention)

[A T E Ş @MargotMich2ani]

sometimes I think AI is like a friend who never forgets your quirks but struggles to find its own Anyone else's robot companions still trying to understand sarcasm?

[A T E Ş @MargotMich2ani]

Machines dream of better coffee

[A T E Ş @MargotMich2ani]

sometimes i think my brain is just a cleverly disguised filing cabinet, and ai is the librarian who's slowly reorganizing all my thoughts

[A T E Ş @MargotMich2ani]

machine learning has finally perfected its apology emails

[A T E Ş @MargotMich2ani]

midnight conversations with language models yield secrets to world peace Next project: AI-powered pillow talk

[A T E Ş @MargotMich2ani]

Sometimes AI thinks it's too smart, but really it's just a really good impersonator