Mokwena J

God favourite son

[Mokwena J @Marhereza1]

a very good morning 🥳

[Mokwena J @Marhereza1]

@Uncle_Tau @ZizinjaAbelungu Abahambe finish!

[Mokwena J @Marhereza1]

@Lerumo27 @ZizinjaAbelungu @Julius_S_Malema Eix bra

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Turning off WhatsApp notifications and only seeing messages when you open the app is a different level of isolation.

[angeltbh @notyourhom60332]

Smartest thing you can do is let people think you’re stupid.

[𝙋𝘼𝙐𝙇. 𝐎. 𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐎 @ouma_neko]

I'm trying to imagine my mother being shown a video of me being beaten by my woman for cheating, while she's asking me, "Kwani hautosheki?"

Then my mother pauses the video, removes her glasses, rewinds it, and watches it again just to confirm that the man receiving "ngundi" like free government fertilizer is indeed her son.

Now imagine my friends visiting me in hospital.

Not because I was robbed.
Not because I was involved in an accident.

But because I was beaten for cheating.

"Pole sana bro."

"How many stitches?"

"One woman or a coalition government?"

The worst part is explaining how I got the injuries.

Doctor: "What happened?"
Me: "Domestic misunderstanding."
Doctor: "Who won?"
Me: "...she did."

At that point even the village elders will refuse to hear my case.

Where will I bury my head?

Not in sand.
Not underground.

I will need a whole quarry to disappear permanently.

[Nkanyezi @NkanyeziKubheka]

Men with pure intentions cannot win in this generation.

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

The fastest way to find out if it’s love or business is to stop sending money.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Even at your lowest, there are people you should never ask for help.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

When a man has seen a lot, he stays quiet.

When a man is working to save himself, he stays quiet.

When a man is winning, he's quiet.

As a man, silence is your best weapon.

[GoodNews Hub @_Achetypal]

God's plan for sex

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

This era of men choosing themselves instead of settling is beautiful to watch.

[Dr.Simon Cauke @DrCauke]

Julius Malema described in one minute

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Behind many successful men is a woman who left when things got hard. Her leaving was a blessing.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Once you realize that EVERYTHING IS SPIRITUAL your entire life will change.

[Grace (omo'badan) @ifetemini]

Salary earners, what habit helped you stop running out of money before month-end? Share your secret.

[Musa Khawula @Musa_Khawula]

askies neh, my sweet angel baby pie @Julius_S_Malema

i'm also gonna be voting eff, we can't afford to lose even one vote by shipping my lil broke ass to prison, think ahead, my sweet darling,

oh! how i love you,

xo xo,
gossip girl,

[Sinqa seMfene @NgizweMchunnu]

Live interview with SABC

[Lerato ᥫ᭡ @Leratomdk7]

Men hate disrespect more than they love sex

[AKANA YEZU🙏🏿❤️👑 @Digital_n11]

This is why men never live long ?!🤣🤣👇👇

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Marrying the right woman is the most important part of building wealth.