Mari

Life is funny sometimes, but on 11/6/24 it became a sick joke 🇨🇺

[Mari @MariBMe]

Just a reminder: I’m not some dumb “welfare queen” who doesn’t know anything. I’m clearly America’s worst nightmare…a hardworking educated black woman.

[Mari @MariBMe]

The way there was a blink and you’ll miss it product placement for tom hollands non alcoholic beer. In the beginning in the bodega when they pan past the shelf, the gold and burgundy can is bero.

[Mari @MariBMe]

@CashApp …how?

[Mari @MariBMe]

I got a misfits market ad and I like kbbq so I’m familiar with banchan. Am I tripping or is this not just Cucumber #Kimchi (Oi Kimchi)?

[Mari @MariBMe]

That “go to La and be p diddy” line in pitch perfect hits different now

[Mari @MariBMe]

Funny how Kayne went from saying he hated paparazzi more than the nazis (flashing lights ‘07) to having nazi merch in 18 years…

[Mari @MariBMe]

Thematically speaking Taylor Swift’s Opalite is her Crazy in Love. It’s just less intense.

[Mari @MariBMe]

You can’t convince me otherwise that the people who play pickleball now couldn’t cut it playing tennis.

[🍎 @flanconketchup]

@newyorknoshoes Im a simple swiftie, i enjoy and like everything she does 😭

[Mari @MariBMe]

Not to dick ride/glaze but hear me out did she ever explicitly say this was entirely an upbeat glamorous album or did y’all just assume? It’s “a joyful and dramatic "self-portrait" of her inner life during the Eras Tour, featuring infectious pop anthems”

[Mari @MariBMe]

#thelifeofashowgirl isn’t all rhinestones, glitz and glam. Sometimes it’s ripped tights and bruised egos.

[Mari @MariBMe]

Not gonna say no names but I’m not impressed with their new album. Leaning to hard into one specific genre or style of music makes for a monotonous listening experience. 6 out of 10

[Mari @MariBMe]

Victory lap should’ve stopped at 4. The fifth version ends weird…whole flow is off now.

[Mari @MariBMe]

It never fails fast when Apple announces a new iPhone mine starts acting funny…

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

🚨 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged.

[katelyn @noitskatelyn]

it’s so crazy how long I can go on with my life as a normal functioning member of society but the moment that taylorswift dot com countdown starts it’s back to the asylum

[Taylor Swift Updates @TSUpdating]

🚨| Taylor Swift’s 12th studio album THE LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL is now up for pre-order—release date still TBA!

—Products ship before October 13, no release date yet.

[Mari @MariBMe]

I made a grilled cheese and had a capri sun. That is all.

[Mari @MariBMe]

@MNoobular Had to hit them with a “bless your heart” 🤭

[Mari @MariBMe]

Someone really tried to go toe to toe with my petty, educated but ignant (spelled wrong on purpose) ass on my TikTok video about my opinion on some 👱🏻‍♀️…woman being loud and wrong. They proceeded to be loud and wrong themselves. I’m a professional arguer…try Jesus not me.