Marisol Ana

she/her/first-born unicorn/

[Marisol Ana @MariMarvelosa]

back to shitpost mountain 🙌🏻

[Marisol Ana @MariMarvelosa]

Shouts out to the homies (whoever they were) who had the best seats in the house for @WWWYFest

[Marisol Ana @MariMarvelosa]

@kaylamazing18 Omg meant to reply to the other tweet- what a boomer move 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Marisol Ana @MariMarvelosa]

@kaylamazing18 At least yours is a deep cut, mine is basic 🤣

[Marisol Ana @MariMarvelosa]

To all my friends in tech, when someone says “plus one” in response to a win during a meeting, is this a reference to the slack emoji for 👍🏻? Asking for a friend.

[Marisol Ana @MariMarvelosa]

Finally catching up on my podcasts and PHEW @katya_zamo calling POTUS “FLOPTINA!” has me ROLLING 🤣🤣🤣 #TheBaldAndTheBeautiful

[Marisol Ana @MariMarvelosa]

I am grateful for my husband every day, but today I’m extra grateful. 🥰

[Marisol Ana @MariMarvelosa]

If you write that you’re an “all around good guy” on your LinkedIn headline, you’re probably not an all around good guy.

[Marisol Ana @MariMarvelosa]

@tribecalledkai But have you tried Minute Maid Zero, vodka, and a splash of something sparkling (I top with a splash of sprite, but you could likely use a sparkling water too if you wanted to avoid the sugar!)?

[Marisol Ana @MariMarvelosa]

Raise your hand if you exclusively use the Facebook “memories” feature to clean up all of the cringe you posted in middle and high school 🙋🏻‍♀️

[pragun @pragdua]

electricity went out and i had a small meltdown at work today

[Marisol Ana @MariMarvelosa]

Gattaca is on Netflix! Perfect for guided sleep time meditations to take you back to 10th grade Bio class naps!

[Marisol Ana @MariMarvelosa]

It’s 2022. How is there not an email feature that lets you edit emails that haven’t been opened yet? Asking for a friend.

[Marisol Ana @MariMarvelosa]

I was wondering why so many songs on #Euphoria were so familiar to me, and I just realized- it’s because I’ve been exclusively listening to 70’s mixes/ early alt mixes on @Spotify since I started WFH. #NowPlaying

[Marisol Ana @MariMarvelosa]

@tribecalledkai Oh nooooo! Are you feeling okay??

[Marisol Ana @MariMarvelosa]

My name is not “Mare”. My name is not “Mar” and my name is most *certainly* not “Mare Bear”. If you can’t say my name or even attempt to, maybe don’t talk to me?

[Marisol Ana @MariMarvelosa]

I’m willing to bet that there is no greater simple pleasure than the first sip of your @Starbucks drink being *exactly* what you wanted

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Victor Frankenstein when he built a creature, rejected him, and decided not to tell anyone the creature was running around in a murderous rage

[VICE @VICE]

Here's how to get help paying your internet bill from the FCC.
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[Marisol Ana @MariMarvelosa]

A story in two acts: Tuesday, 8:42 PM, @petermhern: *completely ignoring me watching the bachelorette*
Saturday, 10:14 PM, @petermhern: “CHAD! Gotta play the long game! You can’t be opting out of dates!!”