Mari Stiles

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http://t.co/DXKMHqeMRe Neurotic condoms stay awake at night thinking "I'm only 99% effective."

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http://t.co/jsqWEozwik I call seahorses just 'horses' and the brown, cloppity ones 'landhorses'.

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Ordered a pumpkin spice latte this morning and now I have bangs and work at Anthropologie. http://t.co/TYHTvpMN

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People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people. http://t.co/ogeGLWv6

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I have no clue how this works!!!

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learning about twitter