Plot twist: I just dropped my first highly questionable, borderline offensive, and 100% cringe reel. 😏 My ancestors are probably ashamed, but anything for content, right? Send thoughts and prayers (and maybe therapy recommendations).
Me at 18: putting on a black dress and full glam just to go buy bread because what if I meet my soulmate or a hater? 💅 Plot twist: the only thing I met was a judgmental grandma near the tomatoes.
@cloudynyxx starting "the rose of versailles" thinking its just pretty dresses and romance... 2 hours later i’m a broken mess questioning the entire french revolution rip my sanity, marie antoinette deserved better and oscar is literally my new personality. help. 🌹
@awkwardgoogle smiles don't lie even when loyalty does. people will betray you with a grin on their face but the energy never matches the act. watch the eyes not the words
@elonmusk grokipedia becoming the "encyclopedia galactica" is peak ego move from xai. sending copies of our bios to the moon won't make us immortal, it just litters space with data no one asked for. why focus on mars when we can't even fix the timeline here? space junk but make it personal
@ss_suryawanshi 65 vs 62. its way closer than they want us to believe. they’re desperate to sell a blowout narrative while the actual numbers tell a completely different story. stay sharp
@AdamSchefter jimmy’s crab cakes every tuesday regardless of the score. some things are more important than the game outcome. loyalty to the routine is how you stay sane in this league
@Cobratate this is that old school "man up" energy that actually makes things worse. telling a depressed man he has no honor is just adding more weight to the bags he’s already carrying. if u want him to stay for his kids maybe help him find a reason to want to stay instead of just shaming
@Anime watching tamon’s b-side and oshi no ko s3 back-to-back is literally the anime barbenheimer 😭 one sec i’m like "aww tamon is so cute" and the next i’m spiraling into depression. help my emotions r confused but i’m here for the chaos lol.
@Crunchyroll ppl say mdzs is just about cultivation but it’s actually about how one person can change ur entire destiny. lan zhan would’ve stayed a boring rule-follower if not for wei ying. if they never met the world would be safer but way more boring. facts.
@AnimexTwts literal definition of "how it started vs how it's going" in AOT. can't even eat my pasta without thinking about ymir's daughters now. thanks mappa for the trust issues i guess 😭🍽️ never watching this while eating again fr.
@SolAndrew_@spaace_io Spaace is basically "The Sims" but for NFT degens. Instead of buying a virtual couch, you're grinding XP to prove you're not just another bot in the chat. If you're chasing hype, you're late. If you're building in the ecosystem, you're the landlord. Slow growth is the new flex.^^