Maria⚡️

can’t do math

[plank @plankdaboy]

No, and immigration is fine. I’d probably leave Mexico if I had to live there too. However if someone is here illegally they should be deported lol. I understand they want a better life for themselves and they should be able to obtain that. It’s just a slap in the face for immigrants who went through the proper process to migrate here legally. We can’t even take care of our own.

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups by any chance?

[Maria⚡️ @MariaCarmella73]

@cheeekychels bro like why didn’t you tell me that wasn’t your naaaammee 😭😭😭

[Maria⚡️ @MariaCarmella73]

I remember one time in college I sold all of my text books to buy a new bottle of pre workout & that’s when i started to consider that I had an addiction

[Maria⚡️ @MariaCarmella73]

convo w/ my teenage icu pt
me: ok so you feel better after the meds?
him: yeah I’m coolin’.
me: ok. I’ve gotta put some stickers on your chest to take a pic of ur heart.
him: ok bet.

him: ur tats are tough.
me: haha thanks.
him: i like ur Star Wars shirt..I think I love you.

[303 FNBOX @fnbox1x]

Tyron Woodley rehearsing the knockout backstage #jakepaulvstyronwoodley #jake #WoodleyPaul2

[Maria⚡️ @MariaCarmella73]

is Woodley scared to finish Paul off..? What’s the hesitation? Not following…

[Maria⚡️ @MariaCarmella73]

as soon as I hear Wiz Khalifas voice in my headphones I hit skip

[Maria⚡️ @MariaCarmella73]

Ryan rly wanted this toothbrush from sonic that was $250 and I only justified getting it 4 him bc he never asks for anything & then he left it in a hotel room

so I hope whoever found it has the cleanest teeth on the planet from here on out

[Maria⚡️ @MariaCarmella73]

Ry: “I already know what I’m getting u but what would u want for Christmas”

me: *breathes*

“and I’m not getting you any G*damn clothes. U got enough clothes for 8 women. I’m not buying you clothes I’m telling you that right now”

Me: 😐

he’s not wrong tho

[Maria⚡️ @MariaCarmella73]

I’m eating pretzels and chx salad in the tub. Feels so wrong but feels so right.

[Maria⚡️ @MariaCarmella73]

respectfully. I am enjoying the mustaches this season.

[Maria⚡️ @MariaCarmella73]

I just wanna see y’all happy ok

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

i have one drink and suddenly im responding “im so happy you’re enjoying your life” to instagram stories of people i haven’t spoken to in 7 years

[Maria⚡️ @MariaCarmella73]

me: …*curious* Ryan will you buy me this make up I want

Ryan: ……….i mean yeah I guess

score.

[Maria⚡️ @MariaCarmella73]

I am going to fuck up a HomeGoods later