Maria Claxton

I'm frequently astounded that I am the trusted adult

[Maria Claxton @MariaClaxton]

@SpinUltimate any update on when Lei out gear will be shipped? Also, #shoutout for setting up post-tournament sales. #INeverGetToTheMerchTent

[Maria Claxton @MariaClaxton]

@LeiOutScores force Callahan 7- one dollar Bob's 10

[Maria Claxton @MariaClaxton]

The best part of @AMCTalkingDead tonight has been watching @AlannaMasterson in the background

[Maria Claxton @MariaClaxton]

#UpstairsNeighborsChronicles I guess he also wants a divorce. #HeTakesMilkSeriously

[Maria Claxton @MariaClaxton]

#UpstairsNeighborsChronicles Apparently she bought lactose free milk. He wanted organic milk. #ItsTooLateToArgueAboutMilk

[Maria Claxton @MariaClaxton]

Both Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune have new music. I can't handle it. #2017

[Maria Claxton @MariaClaxton]

I thought maybe 2017 could be the year I gained self-control around chips and salsa. It's not. #12HourResolutions

[Maria Claxton @MariaClaxton]

One of my biggest dreams is to hang out with Alex Trebek. #LifeGoals

[Maria Claxton @MariaClaxton]

This year @RSherman_25 goes on top of the tree. Sorry @DangeRussWilson #IOnlyHaveTwoOrnaments #ThanksGrandma #GoHawks

[Maria Claxton @MariaClaxton]

Jon Ryan's face when he doesn't punt the ball is my spirit animal. #GoHawks

[Maria Claxton @MariaClaxton]

Does anyone else think Cam Newton has a face like he's just been cropdusted by the center? #SundayNightFootball #GoHawks

[Maria Claxton @MariaClaxton]

#UpstairsNeighborsChronicles Pretty sure they bought mini ponies. It's the only explanation for all the stomping #LilSebastion

[Maria Claxton @MariaClaxton]

#UpstairsNeighborsChronicles One of the children went to the bathroom all by herself. #AtLeastSomeoneIsAWinner

[Maria Claxton @MariaClaxton]

#UpstairsNeighborsChronicles She thinks he drinks too much. He's tired of her complaining.

[Maria Claxton @MariaClaxton]

Digging the mariachi music #MondayNightFootball

[Maria Claxton @MariaClaxton]

Derek Carr looks like he wears eyeliner. #Guyliner #MondayNightFootball

[Maria Claxton @MariaClaxton]

I just unlocked the Thanksgiving Badge badge on https://t.co/I7bHhYZSwK! https://t.co/xtsHpKlkix

[Maria Claxton @MariaClaxton]

Can't tell if the announcer from @Ultiworldlive doesn't know any other player from Ironside but Kurt or just loves him the most #KurtFanClub

[Maria Claxton @MariaClaxton]

Today a Kindergartener told me I look like Elsa #KidsSayTheDarndestThings #WhereDidThatComeFrom #NotEvenBlonde

[Maria Claxton @MariaClaxton]

I stopped working today to think about the @ReesesPBCups Fast Break. Are those still around? #SoGood #CantFocusBecauseImThinkingAboutCandy