Maria

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[Maria @MariaCrisman_]

“Until you make the unconscious, conscious, it will rule your life and you will call it Fate”.

[Maria @MariaCrisman_]

Moab didn’t suck 🌈🛺

[Maria @MariaCrisman_]

Let the ship sink 🛳️

[Maria @MariaCrisman_]

From now on can SOMEONE give your girl a heads up when the northern lights are going to be visible near rapid?! I’m sick of missing them 😭

[Maria @MariaCrisman_]

Nothing screams “I’m newly single” like half a dozen new selfies plastered all over social media lol

[Maria @MariaCrisman_]

Taylin told me tonight that she’ll always take care of me so my retirement plan is pretty set it stone 👌🏻🖤

[Maria @MariaCrisman_]

@faithkisely YES! 😂😂😂
He looked at me so mortified I don’t know who felt more awkward 😬

[Maria @MariaCrisman_]

Had a patient suck on my finger today. Guess there’s a first time for everything 😂

[Maria @MariaCrisman_]

@ForestVoyager69 Where did everyone see that it was happening because I feel left out 😂

[Maria @MariaCrisman_]

Apparently I was the only person unaware of the northern lights being visible in Rapid last night 😂

[Maria @MariaCrisman_]

New moon handing out BLESSINGS today sis! 🙌🏻

[Maria @MariaCrisman_]

Stopped at a red light with a pile of other cars, all of whom ignored a panhandler on the side of the street. So he just stood there flipping everybody off 😂🖕🏻

[Maria @MariaCrisman_]

“If you don’t make yourself valuable, you will have no value.”

[Maria @MariaCrisman_]

Heads up for any instacart shoppers…
If they’re out of an item please ask if I want a replacement, stop refunding half my order because the specific item was out of stock..
Yes, I DO still want tampons please just let me pick a different kind 🙄

[Maria @MariaCrisman_]

All these Karen’s bitching about Rihanna’s halftime show as if it weren’t tame compared to basically anyone else they would have gotten to perform?
This is Rih Rih’s world ma’ams, we’re just living in it. 👑

[Maria @MariaCrisman_]

@_cassidybrooke I read on MDU that inflation, Russian invasion of Ukraine, and an unusually warm summer have all had an impact of natural gas prices this year.
Yay 🤡

[Maria @MariaCrisman_]

Not loving that my GAS bill was $133 this month?
The actual fuck?

[Maria @MariaCrisman_]

@bribby21 I’ve never had a gas bill over $25 before in my life, what is happening lol

[Maria @MariaCrisman_]

@ImZefx You have to pay extra for that lol

[Maria @MariaCrisman_]

When someone posts a picture and you can see the calculus on their teeth and their gums look like they’re about to bleed just from the air 😬
PSST! I can fix that! 🦷

[Maria @MariaCrisman_]

@ItsABuschLatte Some people call it “tartar”