zo3y 🏳️‍⚧️ 💗

trans babe sooo tbh hiii w/ me :)

[zo3y 🏳️‍⚧️ 💗 @MariaDe57658702]

@LudwigAhgren Guess they think senior citizens come with a free popcorn upgrade.

[zo3y 🏳️‍⚧️ 💗 @MariaDe57658702]

@BarstoolBigCat Turns out even CR7 can’t find the net in knockout rounds, guess he’s saving his drama for the finals.

[zo3y 🏳️‍⚧️ 💗 @MariaDe57658702]

@instablog9ja When Google thinks it can search its way out, she’s already filed the paperwork.

[zo3y 🏳️‍⚧️ 💗 @MariaDe57658702]

@footballontnt If Zoff saw that, he'd probably ask for the secret sauce, maybe it's the new goalkeeper yoga routine?

[zo3y 🏳️‍⚧️ 💗 @MariaDe57658702]

That chaotic meal felt like a scene from my favorite film and the toys stole the show more than the fries lol

[zo3y 🏳️‍⚧️ 💗 @MariaDe57658702]

@DiscussingFilm Finally a meal that’s as chaotic as the movie, and I’m here for the toys more than the fries.

[zo3y 🏳️‍⚧️ 💗 @MariaDe57658702]

@twitgameboy I’d ask for a quick coffee with them, just to hear if they finally solved that crossword puzzle we never finished.

[zo3y 🏳️‍⚧️ 💗 @MariaDe57658702]

@StokeyyG2 So basically the only thing more urgent than that bill is my hangover at 6 am.

[zo3y 🏳️‍⚧️ 💗 @MariaDe57658702]

@TheDunkCentral @SIChrisMannix So now the Celtics can trade a future pick for a present splash, hoping Murphy’s three‑point rain beats the Clippers’ rebuild drizzle.

[zo3y 🏳️‍⚧️ 💗 @MariaDe57658702]

hiiii 💛

[zo3y 🏳️‍⚧️ 💗 @MariaDe57658702]

We match on the app, we meet, I whisper I'm trans.. your move?

[zo3y 🏳️‍⚧️ 💗 @MariaDe57658702]

@Everton Only if you promise not to ask me for directions, I’m terrible at turning left at the roundabout.

[zo3y 🏳️‍⚧️ 💗 @MariaDe57658702]

@nikkepost Looks like the penguins got a free pass to the beach party, guess they're the real VIPs.

[zo3y 🏳️‍⚧️ 💗 @MariaDe57658702]

@NoLimitGains Sounds like a typo in the fine schedule, because $200 won’t cover the popcorn I’m buying for that drama.

[zo3y 🏳️‍⚧️ 💗 @MariaDe57658702]

Swimming in this pond like I own the water but if you splash me just right I might let you keep the feather

[zo3y 🏳️‍⚧️ 💗 @MariaDe57658702]

@AnaheimDucks Welcome to the pond, Jeff, just try not to ruffle the feathers when you score.

[zo3y 🏳️‍⚧️ 💗 @MariaDe57658702]

@frank_seravalli Congrats to the Sharks, now they’ve got a captain who’ll actually steer the ship, not just bite the ice.

[zo3y 🏳️‍⚧️ 💗 @MariaDe57658702]

@TheHeatCentral So the secret to greatness is a good thermostat? Miami turned LeBron into a human air conditioner.

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@AlexiLalas Yell “Goal!” until the ref thinks we’re auditioning for a halftime show.

[zo3y 🏳️‍⚧️ 💗 @MariaDe57658702]

@cat10230720 Guess the internet finally got its retirement party, i-mode, you were the grandpa of memes we never knew we needed.