Maria Fernanda

You do what you gotta do,I do what I wanna do.

[Maria Fernanda @MariaFerBalt]

Somewhere between so emotional and so emotionless

[Metroscene Mag @MetrosceneMag]

Congratulations, our newest #MissUniverse2023 - Nicaragua!🇳🇮

JUST IN: Sheynnis Palacios wins the 1st Miss Universe crown for Nicaragua! This year's runner-ups are Anntonia Porsild (Thailand) and Moraya Wilson (Australia) Follow @metroscenemag

#MissUniverse #72ndMissUniverse

[. @Irenezhac_]

If I see a spot and have to parallel park and there are more than 2 people watching, I’m just not doing it.

[Maria Fernanda @MariaFerBalt]

@PhillipScheppke Worst part is it’s not even Rihanna

[Dylan Hafer @thedylanhafer]

the absolute death grip this filter had on our society in 2016… we were down bad

[Maria Fernanda @MariaFerBalt]

Wordle 265 X/6
Well I’m choosing violence today.
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⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
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[JUSTMYTHOUGHTS @JUSMITHOUGHTS1]

I swear this is me lmao!!!

[Maria Fernanda @MariaFerBalt]

This was me up until last week 😭🦠

[hev @discobitch_]

avoiding covid for two years has given me more of a god complex than I could have ever imagined, I know my time is coming but It’s at the stage where I genuinely think I’m built different

[Maria Fernanda @MariaFerBalt]

Happy Fall!!💀🎃🔮🕸🍂

[RobertoAguirreSacasa @WriterRAS]

This is what happens to you in Nicaragua if you are seen as a threat. Help spread the word. @HRW @gsacasa

[Maria Fernanda @MariaFerBalt]

6 hours at the hospital and 20 stitches later.. Happy Sunday 🙃

[lili michelle لیلی @lilsmichelle]

sundays are for ordering food and watching trash tv if you’re productive on a sunday you need to relax

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

2000s fashion really was something else...🤣

[AJ @ajdeluxe_]

Got sick Thursday and lost my voice. Tested negative for covid then was like “wtf is this then?!?!” and the doctor was like it’s just a cold.. I forgot there were other ways to be sick.

[Ashley Fern @disco_infern0]

I really need to stop spending money on new clothes I say to myself as I place another online order

[Ashley Fern @disco_infern0]

do you ever wish you could text your dog?

[Serena Kerrigan @serenakerrigan]

Vacation is great and all but I always leave sunburnt, 5 pounds heavier and with sand stuck in orifices I didn't know I had.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

i’ve reached a point in my life where I like to have two drinks maximum and wake up without a hangover and I guess death is next, right?

[Father Manny Alvarez @FrManny]

He is risen! Nothing else matters.