Maria J. Ritchie

née Arabia - She/Her.

[Maria J. Ritchie @MariaJRitchie]

I bought a pair of male trousers yesterday because they were exactly what I needed and I can’t believe how big the pockets are. Men really don’t know just how good they have it.

[Maria J. Ritchie @MariaJRitchie]

I used to be able to text without even looking at the screen, and now it’s taken me forever to even write this. It’s unbelievably bad.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Dear @apple,
I don’t know what is going on with your damn keyboard, but I have NEVER in the 19 years of owning iPhones, had to backspace, retype, start over, correct words as much as I am now! And what happened to autocorrect!? Is that not a thing anymore? Please fix this!

[♡s♡ @sun_girlxo]

I don’t know what’s going on but current state of the Iced Latte is in absolute shambles. You can’t taste the espresso in a typical order. You’re basically drinking milk. I just want what used to be standard a few years ago: a simple 2:1 ratio of milk to espresso; double shot.

Something between a modern day latte and a cortado, but iced. why is this so hard!!!!!

[Maria J. Ritchie @MariaJRitchie]

My baby boy was ill and Freyja (she never does this) decided to hug him with her tail and I need everyone to see it. My heart 🥺♥️

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

it’s pretty incredible how unusable search is on almost every part of the internet now. a product that worked almost without fail for 7-10 years is just utterly incoherent. it’s as if every search feature on every website simply does not understand the words you’ve typed

[GFed @GfedGoCrazy]

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic

[Maria J. Ritchie @MariaJRitchie]

@SkrungusDaisy Not a loaf but a shrimp 🍤

[AB @AdventureSeek3r]

If you're not following sweet Dweeb's journey yet... you should be.🐾

Join #dweebnation

[capricorn representative @antiromatics]

timothee probably mad af now that he also lost the Step Father of The Year

[Maria J. Ritchie @MariaJRitchie]

@feederofcats I would die for Dweeb. He should know that.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

yo what the FUCK did Apple do to the iPhone keyboard because I genuinely feel like I’m losing my mind typing these days

[Maria J. Ritchie @MariaJRitchie]

@yoalexrapz Please go find yourself a real problem.

[Tyler Glaiel @TylerGlaiel]

I feel like younger people don't realize that the internet wasn't always optimized solely to make you as angry and miserable as possible, and people are having a lot of nostalgia for 2000s internet vibes now because it wasn't like that back then

[Moniza Hossain @moniza_hossain]

Never understood talking about the weather until I moved to the uk, and now I talk about the sun like it’s someone I have unrequited feelings for

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

everyone should have been paid £100 a scroll for using this app the last two days. i feel like ive been hit with a hammer

[real danny brière @chefbriere]

my quality of life would probably be significantly better if i deleted twitter but unfortunately some of you people are really funny

[Maria J. Ritchie @MariaJRitchie]

The only people who benefit when oppression and discrimination aren’t viewed through an intersectional lens are those at the top. They thrive when marginalised groups fight each other, because it distracts from the real source of the problem.

[Maria J. Ritchie @MariaJRitchie]

Rewatching Greys Anatomy from the start because apparently I love suffering.

[Maria J. Ritchie @MariaJRitchie]

@feederofcats Everyone owned by a calico cat can relate 😅

[Maria J. Ritchie @MariaJRitchie]

“This isn’t White enough for me.”

They aren’t even ashamed to say it anymore.

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

Illegal aliens and Latin hookers twerking at the SuperBowl.

Not a single white person or English translation at the Super Bowl.

This isn’t White enough for me.

Cant even watch a Super Bowl anymore because immigrants have literally ruined everything.