Maria

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Real

[Maria @MariaKapz]

Back on Twitter to say - if you ever make your profile photo a pic of political person you are 100 percent a weirdo

[Maria @MariaKapz]

@OfficialVyStar Hubie Halloween! #withVystar

[Maria @MariaKapz]

SHOW ME ET #UFOHearings

[Maria @MariaKapz]

@elamin88 @ScooterMcgilli1

[Maria @MariaKapz]

Yes and it’s where I went on my bday

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Hey—so did y’all know that New York has a whole museum devoted to dogs? It’s literally called The AKC Museum of the Dog, with painting after painting of dogs throughout history?! I just found that out and now I’m crying in the middle of their lobby

[Maria @MariaKapz]

My wedding weekend

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Having a “The Bear” summer:
- Panic attacks
- Disassociating
- Living in past trauma
- Eating a lot of sandwiches
- Calling people cousin
- Shouting

[Maria @MariaKapz]

I would like to challenge any pregnant woman to go 9 months without holding their stomach in a group photo

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

My official Barbenheimer schedule

[Khalid El Khatib @kmelkhat]

Weather app: Rain expected for the next 6.5 hours.

Me:

[Maria @MariaKapz]

I need a tennis coach

[Maria @MariaKapz]

If it was illegal to make a large amount of money off of puppies I wonder how many people would still be “reputable breeders”

[Maria @MariaKapz]

Louder to everyone that I see posting their breeder bought puppy that is an oodle mix, golden, Frenchie, Great Dane, corgi, etc … you don’t love dogs. You love an aesthetic.

[Vidit Sharma 🇮🇳 @TheViditsharma]

This Labrador we rescued today appears to have been abandoned by a breeder. It's heartbreaking to see how breeders exploit dogs and leave them to suffer, especially when they fall ill. Maggots have completely affected his backside, likely from roaming the streets for days. 😢 We are committed to providing him with proper care and treatment. Please keep him in your prayers and support his recovery. Your help can make a significant difference! 🙏🐾 #AnimalRescue #PrayersNeeded #SupportTreatment #EndAnimalExploitation
#Dogs

https://t.co/CkTtllt5z6

[y2cali 💖 @caliiinoel]

i want what they have

@HilaryDuff

[Maria @MariaKapz]

@unclephyl Shes just a woman with hobbies

[Maria @MariaKapz]

Oh I just remembered while pleading my case with my mechanic ship’s manager to reimburse me for a tow that I told him “my car shut down like it was DUNZO”