Maria Khan

INSTRAGRAM: mariakhan396

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Climate change is a hoax perpetrated by the world’s oceans, ecosystems and atmosphere.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Time to stop projecting & cool off

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The dark side of OnlyFans …

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most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral

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Sunday evenings are always the worst.

Sad and beautiful at the same time.

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i love how these vegans still drink water

thats a fish’s house

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There are days when you are having a bad day and then there are days when you are having a bad life.

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tested positive for being single af

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I made you in My image and I'm an asshole.

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You have a right to your opinion, and other people have a right to not give the slightest shit about you when you're unconscious on a ventilator.

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ur phone when u say u wanna buy something

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Out of curiosity, where were you all thinking of moving after you're done destroying the Earth? Because I assume you've thought that through.

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Vaccinations are a conspiracy by the intelligent to cruelly keep the dumb alive.

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Every dog is a therapy dog.

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I don't.

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dont let anyone ruin ur day

be a man

ruin it urself

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i embarrass myself infront of myself

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Humans, as always, for the win.