Might pretend I am president and attempt to choke someone out, throw my dinner at the wall, tweet that hanging my vice president chants are justified all while screaming I AM THE M'Fing PRESIDENT
#January6thHearings#CassidyHutchinson
Ironically everyone who ignored Russia's influence in US/Allies elections is now screaming the sky is falling over the Ukraine invasion
#RussiaUkraineConflict
Since 1/3 of America is stuck in November 2020 I figured I would post my Christmas List:
1. Mittens I hear @BernieSanders is going to wear to the Inauguration
2. Masks because I care about the wellbeing of my loved ones and believe in science
3. A copy of The Constitution.
@McDonalds Happy meals of my youth meant I was with one of my grandmothers who are both now gone ๐ญ Now my children have moved on to quarter pounders and Big Mac's. I am going to have one for nostalgia purposes
I am just going to take a minute and brag about how stunning #northernontario is. So excited to start an off grid community up here because yes you can off grid and homestead to reduce you carbon footprint even in colder climates. #ClimateChange#offgrid#truenorthstrongandfree
I have a son. His name is .@HoarseWisperer. He is my son but not by blood. I found him drunk in Applebeeโs six years ago and now he lives with me. He is my son. He is going to University.
I give up. I stepped away from my 3-year-old for 10 seconds and I have no idea what heโs done with the remote. Iโve looked for a full hour. Heโs achieved a full day if nothing but Disney Jr. on the TV. Good grief.