Maria Longname

Taking on life one highlighter at a time ✨⚡️✨ she/her

[Maria Longname @MariaLongname]

*holds up microphone* MEN’S GYMNASTICS IS JUST CLOSE UPS OF BUTTS

[Maria Longname @MariaLongname]

Mythic Quest is amazing. Everyone with Apple TV + go watch it.

[Maria Longname @MariaLongname]

If you ever want to see the most depressing sect of humanity go to the Las Vegas airport at 5am.

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Yet to determine if Sophie Turner (Queen in the North) is here.

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I’m in the same room as Priyanka Chopra. And I guess the Jonas brothers are performing too?

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Vapes In Every Pocket: the title of my memoir which I came up with when looking for eyeliner in my travel makeup bag and instead finding two vapes with cartridges attached.

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@TerrenceTatum Funny enough they were then on my flight to Vegas.

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Two women next to me at Bob Hope Airport in Burbank just did tequila shots at 7:58am. Proving the point that airports exist in an entirely different set of time and space than our day to day.

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IT IS MY BIRTHDAY!

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Update: at the airport. May not survive the flight.

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Still drunk from #WWWYfest and getting on a plane in 2 hours. Hooray?

[Maria Longname @MariaLongname]

Landed in Vegas and my first thought was “Konami?!”

[Maria Longname @MariaLongname]

How do people, in this year 2022, not know what scientology is?!

[Maria Longname @MariaLongname]

Love a boat you can buy alcohol on

[Maria Longname @MariaLongname]

Gabe Saporta never being seen in anything other than a full suit or a hooded vest is the vibe I want to bring into 2023.

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The view this evening 😍😍

[Maria Longname @MariaLongname]

No, you’re insane and bought a last minute ticket to #MCRLA4 because 1 and 3 were so good.

[Maria Longname @MariaLongname]

Also at MCR last night they had big screen TV’s outside playing the baseball game.

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The bar I’m getting brunch at is playing: Lord of the Rings 1, The Office, and 2Fast 2 Furious. I think I have to move into this bar.

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I miss all my friends. Sorry I’ve been MIA lately. Work is nonsense and my brain is breaking.

BUT: MCR on Friday again 😏

[Maria Longname @MariaLongname]

MCR played most of Bullets last night and I will NEVER BE OVER IT!!! I can die right now and be perfectly pleased with life.