Maria Lukeman

[Maria Lukeman @MariaLukeman]

@Simonique "I'm an abomination, not fit for land nor sea". 🐟🦄

[Maria Lukeman @MariaLukeman]

#GoMooseGo

[Maria Lukeman @MariaLukeman]

An unbelievable 5 days of wonder, awe and silliness, thank you Boomtown, you superb humans! @BoomtownFair #LeaveNoTrace #TakeYourTentHome #BoomtownCH11 #boomtown2019

[Maria Lukeman @MariaLukeman]

@Laylaownsyou Yes! A good day!

[Maria Lukeman @MariaLukeman]

@Simonique @esclubhouse Like a boss (in a carb coma)

[Maria Lukeman @MariaLukeman]

@RevolutApp 4 days, 3 emails, numerous IMs via the app. Zero response from Revolut. In Mexico with a loaded card I am unable to use.

[Maria Lukeman @MariaLukeman]

@hayleycampbell @tubbsmcguire @wheatles WIZARD

[Maria Lukeman @MariaLukeman]

@wheatles I arrived home to my takeaway driver waiting for me. I feel like a Princess.

[Maria Lukeman @MariaLukeman]

@NotRollergirl @GinBroguesHats @wheatles @bestforfilm oh that's a poor show. It's like you're being denied Christmas.

[Maria Lukeman @MariaLukeman]

@GinBroguesHats @wheatles @NotRollergirl you fine folk know about 'Christmas24' right? All the shit Christmas movies ALL THE TIME

[Maria Lukeman @MariaLukeman]

@GinBroguesHats STOP LOOKING!

[Maria Lukeman @MariaLukeman]

@ultimatepower hello, do you know if there will be tickets available on the door tonight? This DOOFUS wasn't quick enough this time.

[Maria Lukeman @MariaLukeman]

@Lachlan_McCall Better than fruit too! Hurrah! *eats coffee* http://t.co/NRRbZWTNo5

[Maria Lukeman @MariaLukeman]

WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?

[Maria Lukeman @MariaLukeman]

@joelgolby I'm really sorry about making everyone think you were a spy. Except I'm not sorry hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[Maria Lukeman @MariaLukeman]

@Oracle seemingly can't transfer SRs between different supporting teams. Mega super excellent management of client P1 incidents. #headdesk

[Maria Lukeman @MariaLukeman]

@Laylaownsyou "I be as fly as a gangbangin falcon"

[Maria Lukeman @MariaLukeman]

@Laylaownsyou as instructed. Hactual wee.

[Maria Lukeman @MariaLukeman]

@tubbsmcguire CONGRATULATIONS! I am on day 23. I chew gum. So. Much. Gum.

[Maria Lukeman @MariaLukeman]

@wheatles @skymovies that is UTTERLY adorable.