Dakota Johnson Says Pedro Pascal Told Her To Start An OnlyFans
Dakota Johnson: “Pedro Pascal told me that I should have an OnlyFans.”
“That I could just, like, wiggle my toe and make money.”
Dakota Johnson: “Should I do that?”
“I’m not the right person to ask for advice.”
“Get out of here! Grow up.”
“That’s my answer for everything, to everyone: Grow up.”
Dakota Johnson Admits She Sent Something Deeply Unhinged
Interviewer: “You once sent a man who broke your friend’s heart a gallon of gorilla shit. Can you confirm or deny that this happened?”
Dakota Johnson: “I mean, there’s no way that he would watch this, so yes, I did do that.”
Interviewer: “How would one order something like that? Asking for a friend.”
Dakota Johnson: “https://t.co/on0qitcRvk. You can order any kind, any size.”
Polygraph Examiner: “Truthful.” 😭