Maria Orfan

Just play the melody. Record #HashtagWars winner.

[Maria Orfan @MariaOrfan]

@TheYankeCandle Peach Mango Salsa/Orchard Pear/Summer Wish make a pretty 3 small jar gift set. Nice Easter' Mother's Day or hostess gift.

[Maria Orfan @MariaOrfan]

@POTUS BC (before Christ) & AD (Anno Domini) are being rewritten to something different yet meaning the same thing. Can you stop that?

[Maria Orfan @MariaOrfan]

@POTUS Penniless & homeless I'm about to throw myself at the mercy of Amsterdam, NY DSS hoping they'll put me up a couple of weeks. My family won't touch me.

[Maria Orfan @MariaOrfan]

@POTUS It's too cruel a sentence to keep living like Richard Jewell. These people, whoever they are, have more access to my bank account than I do. LifeLock tells me every single account & credit or bank card is, despite my efforts, up & running.

[Maria Orfan @MariaOrfan]

@POTUS @POTUS Only half the accounts latching back on to my Google account just after I shuck them...

[Maria Orfan @MariaOrfan]

@POTUS 8 devices latched on to my Google account in the last hour. They're all generic & in TN.

[Maria Orfan @MariaOrfan]

https://t.co/H9drBSyBds

[Maria Orfan @MariaOrfan]

@Chime I get several texts from you each week. I never opened an account. My info, phone you msg, email, etc. hasn't helped me close get answers. FUNDED WITH MY DISABILITY CHECK it pays out to, i.e, Xfinity, Comcast, Apple & an out of state storage unit that should be searched.

[Maria Orfan @MariaOrfan]

@walmarthelp Your "community" can't refund a large order just delivered to your driver's friends (witnessed by hotel staff.) Kindly fully refund order #2000134-28616803

[Maria Orfan @MariaOrfan]

@POTUS Large posters in every workplace tell us overtime is not just 40+ hours per week but also anything over 8 hours. Why is the latter not enforced? People working 5 days per week are happier & less stressed than those working long days for 4.

[Maria Orfan @MariaOrfan]

@walmarthelp What part of "Landlord steals, PLEASE KNOCK" is hard to understand? I report a lot & my local store is gracious but I don't report it all & what I don't report I pay for. Another parcel was pillaged while I was home

[Maria Orfan @MariaOrfan]

@walmarthelp You never warned of a $6.99 fee tacked on to orders below $35. I have several $20-$34 order THIS MONTH that arrived for my W+ membership price. My last order added $6.99 to my tip & membership fees.

[Maria Orfan @MariaOrfan]

@realDonaldTrump Will we go metric?

[Maria Orfan @MariaOrfan]

@joelsmallbone Did you offend Zeus? https://t.co/IAmAQN7NX0

[Maria Orfan @MariaOrfan]

@elonmusk I'll give you $5, a single Abe Lincoln, for half of Twitter.

[Maria Orfan @MariaOrfan]

Looks like the sun whipped up its own halo:

https://t.co/pe7Hki5zzf

[Maria Orfan @MariaOrfan]

@elonmusk This isn't big news. A body would be big news though not surprising news.
https://t.co/bbYUAL9Nir

[Maria Orfan @MariaOrfan]

@elonmusk The <$0.5B in dead weight you shed was gunning for a foreign copy of Twitter that would eventually dilute or extinguish Twitter, she said to the smartest man. #LateToTheParty

[Maria Orfan @MariaOrfan]

@elonmusk The <$0.5B in dead weight you shed was gunning for a foreign copy of Twitter that would eventually dilute or extinguish Twitter, she said to the smartest man. #LateToTheParty

[Maria Orfan @MariaOrfan]

@Citibank I was double billed $600 rent in early September by 2 people who aren't supposed to have ongoing access to my card, account or anything else of mine. Again, I can't fix that.

[Maria Orfan @MariaOrfan]

@elonmusk Will we be able to turn off the comments sometimes? God, I'd love that.