Maria Ahmed

Forget abt me. You are important..tell me abt yourself

[Maria Ahmed @MariaPervez11]

@invchristoph @Uvalajnr Exactlyyyyy that was my first thought

[Maria Ahmed @MariaPervez11]

@kofikabi @anonconformist_

[Maria Ahmed @MariaPervez11]

Hahaha haiii sadqey zulmmmm

[El Marqués de las Zorreras @EZorreras]

Cuando tengas un mal año, acuérdate de Paco.

[Maria Ahmed @MariaPervez11]

Oh boyyyyyy!!!!

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

Boy math is calling women as "bad
drivers" when in fact men are responsible for 73% of car accidents. Boy math is calling women "emotional" when men are responsible for 90% of violent crimes. Boy math is calling women as "dependent" even though women carry out about three times more unpaid care and domestic work than men around the world. Boy math is calling women as being "overly sensitive" even though women score higher in cognitive empathy in 57 countries. Boy math is calling women "weak" while in most countries men have a significantly shorter life expectancy than women.

[Maria Ahmed @MariaPervez11]

@jahilunparh 🤣🤣🤣

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I work 9-5 in an office. Shops open from 9-5. Appointments run from 9-5. Banks close at 4 pm. Everyone is only available when I'm not. I can't go to your shop, the bank, or book anything without taking time off work. Why did we design society like this?

[Maria Ahmed @MariaPervez11]

@atang_waddi Uffff i thought its just me......its exactly what i feel these days. Everything seems meaningless and still have to run everyday...and exhausted beyond limits

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Just woke up. Has trump declared the strait opened, closed, reopened, re closed, partially opened, opening with a closing, closing with an opening, wide open, side open?

[Maria Ahmed @MariaPervez11]

@BoyanSlat Same bro 🙋‍♀️

[Maria Ahmed @MariaPervez11]

@Rimsha_643 In extreme heat there is no machar.Can take baths without the worry if geaser is turned on or not. Its still day at 7 which makes me feel so good. Less layers of clothes feels like freedom, less layers of spreads, mangoes ofcourse and people talk less. So yeah im a summer girl 🙈

[Maria Ahmed @MariaPervez11]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jasir Shahbaz @LahoreMarquez]

Shahbaz Sharif landed in Jeddah and General Asim Munir in Iran. Last time this Shia Sunni balance was seen in Aalim online.

[Maria Ahmed @MariaPervez11]

Uffff shuker hai someone showed her the other side too werna tau her bandey se khuda banaya hua isey

[Mustafa @mustafaaleem]

That’s so rude, Shehzad Roy?? 😡
Please do it again .. 😜 I like it !!

[Maria Ahmed @MariaPervez11]

@HawkesBay HEC ki attestation bhi kerwani parey gi

[Maria Ahmed @MariaPervez11]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Saman Tariq @stariq88]

Petition for Trump to name an underpass in DC as 'Shehbaz Sharif underpass'.

[Maria Ahmed @MariaPervez11]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Circe @vocalcry]

Schrödinger’s ceasefire

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

The world can have peace or Israel. It can’t have both.

[Talha Anjum @talhahanjum]

Strait Of Hormuz khulne par hum hakoomat ke shukar guzaar hain, hakumat ko ab University Road, Karachi ko kholne par bhi nazar e saani karni chahiye.. @murtazawahab1 🙂

[Maria Ahmed @MariaPervez11]

Thissssssss is the main difference.

[Ahmad Jawad @AhmadJawadBTH]

ایران اور عمران کا فلسفہ ایک ہے لیکن دونوں میں ایک بڑا فرق ہے

ایران کے پاس ٹیم ہے، ایک گرتا ہے تو دوسرا کھڑا ہو جاتا ہے، عمران کے پاس ٹیم نہیں ہے

ایران کے پاس ایرانی قوم ہے، عمران کے پاس پاکستانی قوم ہے

[Carl Zha @CarlZha]

Kim started no wars, is a girl dad and not a pedo

[Maria Ahmed @MariaPervez11]

🤣🤣🤣

[crunchyrugger @crunchyrugger]

Trump: do as I say, or I will bomb you back to the stone ages

Iran: best I can do is this 10 point plan where you give us everything we want

Trump: deal!

FoxNews: Trump is a master negotiator