Maria’s Mischief

I write stuff and am kind of funny (looking) sometimes. More active on Insta @ yergirlmariaaa

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What the hell was I on when I tweeted this and how do I get more of it???

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Hell is empty ~ I am the devil

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Sometimes I mis-read “Adam Levine” as @ADAMDEVINE and I’m like oh no what did he do and then I read it again and breathe a sigh of relief.

[ZOE AMIRA SLICK 🦋 @zoeamira]

sewing is literally the hottest of hotgirl skills like you can just think of an outfit and mAKE IT????

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I have no memory of most of the tweets on my timeline and this will probably continue to be the case when I post again in like 6 months

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Maryanne may have given birth to me but @PanginaHeals is my MOM and no I won’t elaborate! 👑💖✨

#rpdrukvstheworld #bringbackdragracethailand #GOAT

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Have you ever disassociated waiting in line for your meds at a CVS while “Accidentally in Love” from the film Shrek 2 plays on the speakers

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Hell is empty ~ I am the devil

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I have no memory of this dream but god I wish I did

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You guys I had a dream last night that @TheRealElvira was the Avatar??? Like from Avatar: The Last Airbender???? Why is it my brain can’t produce serotonin but can conjure up stories like this????

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@Miss_Marly_Mar I mean I guess this is just the LA lifestyle? Very glamorous.

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Literally the only reason I go on Twitter anymore is to check to see if what I felt was an #earthquake or not lol

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@RM167A2 SAME

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I got my second dose today and I haven’t had side effects but there was an #earthquake so

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The #earthquake knocked my deodorant off my bureau how DARE

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MY ROOMMATES WERE ON TV

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I’m at this gig right now alone and everyone has wanted a photo with me but no one has asked how my day was, so I’m just sitting here in vip all alone, feeling alone. this industry really is a lonely one huh. @TheKandyMuse #sittingaloneatthevip

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We love existential dread on a Thursday ha

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I’ve descended into madness tonight

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I also found this short film from Nickelodeon that haunted me and made me afraid of giant bird puppets and gave me nightmares and that was also not scary it turns out

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FOR YEARS NOW I’ve on and off tried to figure out if I hallucinated this one episode of Between the Lions and I FOUND IT and it wasn’t as scary as I remembered it at all

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My back has been killing me for days and that earthquake just now did NOT help #ThanksLA