Maria Salinas

always caffeinated

[Paulo Abrāo @PauloAbrao]

Mañana equipo técnico de la @CIDH aterriza en #Managua para instalar el #MESENI Mecanismo Especial de Seguimiento para #Nicaragua por solicitud de la Mesa de Diálogo Nacional @de_mediacion e invitación de la Cancillería en cumplimento a la recomendacion n. 15 de nuestro Informe.

[Maria Salinas @MariaSalinas02]

@phlipwiltz @YouTube I watched this twice😌Those mighty antennas and cute ol' stumpers tho💕💕🙈

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

Now I'll leave you with this: why the fuck are there so many shows on TV about tiny houses and why do they make me feel so fucking good?

[Maria Salinas @MariaSalinas02]

@thegreatkhalid melting my face off 😍

[Imgur @imgur]

The Trump Handshake. https://t.co/RI78itAbC4

[Maria Salinas @MariaSalinas02]

@hulu I'd totally get you. If you were available outside the US 💔

[Maria Salinas @MariaSalinas02]

One word answers make my day 🙂#ihateu

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

Date like you order food at a restaurant: Be selective, ask questions, and if it's garbage, don't even fucking think about bringing it home.

[Maria Salinas @MariaSalinas02]

How many twinkle lights are "too many" twinkle lights? #thelimitdoesntexist 🎄✨

[Maria Salinas @MariaSalinas02]

Seems to me Castro and Ortega should be a package deal. #castro

[Maria Salinas @MariaSalinas02]

Coffee to wine, wine to coffee. Basically what my day consists of. #wine #coffee

[Allison Raskin @AllisonRaskin]

Thanksgiving is a great time to go home and hang out with your family. Because you failed to maintain any friendships from high school.

[Maria Salinas @MariaSalinas02]

@bubblestbh @breyonce__ too fucking real

[Maria Salinas @MariaSalinas02]

@breyonce__ @Foursquare imma hit refresh every 5 minutes when I get there

[Maria Salinas @MariaSalinas02]

Basically me after the caffeine wears off #crashing

[Maria Salinas @MariaSalinas02]

@cagdavies wine**

[Maria Salinas @MariaSalinas02]

I won't argue that your logic is flawed. I just hate it because it's detrimental to my argument. 🙄