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sassy comedian

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Listening to Corridos Tumbados while working just hits different.

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What do y’all do in between sets?

[TRUE BRVND @TrueBrvnd]

🌐 D A L L A S 🌐

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Baking cookies on Christmas Eve is so señora of me

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the only news source I trust

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I’m baking a pumpkin pie, I am officially in my señora era.

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I like to drink my C4 while I scroll through fitness TikTok

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I am constantly wondering if my dogs are happy

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Damn, I love my job.

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Playing Beyoncé’s new album working out is a vibe

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@camijrb I envy you, I wish I could watch it for the first time again. It’s sooooo good!

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

imagine thinking your dog is dumb just to find out he speaks spanish the entire time LMAOO

[J Lizzeth @jlizzethh]

I’m a fiancée 😭🤍

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Tbh if a man does not shake my hand with a firm grip I find it highly disrespectful.

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My aunts and uncles came over to my house for the first time and the biggest conversation topic was my bidets lol

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@POTUS Okay den, do something!

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My HR manager took me out of work to help her shop, lol I love it here

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Eating plant based chicken nuggets is the same thing as eating vegetables, right?

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I love that I can do overtime from the comfort of my own home

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My hair bun is snatched but my head hurts, beauty is pain.