Maria Thomas

ICU nurse turned CRNA(Nurse Anesthetist). Wife, mom, etc......❤️

[🇨🇦CoffeyTimeNews🇨🇦 @CoffeyTimeNews]

Right?

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

HOLY HELL!

Look at what’s happening in LA!

Someone call the National Guard!

Oh, wait… that’s Jan 6… my bad 😳

[Maria Thomas @MariaThomas318]

@GlennonDoyle @AbbyWambach I loved the original video of your explanation from a few years back. Everytime I hear “offsides” at my sons game, I still say in my head “after alllllllllllllll that….. no goal🙅🏽‍♀️”

[Maria Thomas @MariaThomas318]

@Coach_KT I am going to be the cinema photographer

[Maria Thomas @MariaThomas318]

@browntownsaurus I just love him. So much.

[Wanda Sykes @iamwandasykes]

So, are we completely out of rubber bullets and tear gas?

[Chasten Glezman Buttigieg @Chasten]

White privilege is violently storming the US Capitol and just...being sent home.

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

It was a woman Senator who had the presence of mind and persistence to secure and transport the electoral college votes before the Senate fled from the rioters. Of course she did.

[Maria Thomas @MariaThomas318]

@BurdinesBunch I heard all about this project! He was so excited and said it was such a fun challenge for him 🤩

[🪷coastal eddy @coastal_eddyLB]

Corona Virus explained in craft terms: you and 9 friends are crafting. 1 is using glitter. How many projects have glitter?

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

This is like being awake during your own surgery.

[Maria Thomas @MariaThomas318]

@HoosierInOhio @kell082668 She really is quite an incredible lady. I wish she was my wife.❤️❤️❤️

[Maria Thomas @MariaThomas318]

@TyYamnitz @MdSlutty I LOVE 212..... I make my husband wear it in the Winter

[Maria Thomas @MariaThomas318]

@fats27 @SarahCateCLE @christi99100 @GovMikeDeWine It’s actually not compasity or compacity. It’s capacity. Third time’s a charm. 🥴

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

I don’t know why people think marriage is hard. All you have to do is put things away. Clothes, dishes, towels, whatever. Put all your shit away in its designated place and nobody will ever leave you.

[Chelsea Clinton @ChelseaClinton]

No sarcasm: I really wish @realDonaldTrump had decided to sell #Trump2020 masks. Think of all the lives that could have been saved.

[Maria Thomas @MariaThomas318]

@_typicalmess What Dreams May Come (oldie but amazing)

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

So to be clear... If you hate wearing a mask in public, you’re really not going to like the ventilator in the ICU.